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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 8:33pm UTC

The reason that
High school is so difficult
IS BECAUSE
Ned never made a quide
>>>>>for anything past grade 8

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Ash_leigh*
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October 11, 2012 5:48pm UTC

Friend: I failed my spelling test because the question said, "Spell Perfect", and I spelled his name <3
Me: ..............................
Friend: ...........................
Me: .................................
Friend: .............................
Me: Well then you're an idiot.

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Niall Horan,
Has blonde hair. Is really a brunette, and his dads name is Bobby which rymes with Robby. This can only mean one thing.
Niall Horan is Hannah Montana.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 1:32pm UTC

"Do not be afraid,"
is written in the Bible 365 times.
That's a daily reminder from God to live every day being fearless.

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bizzeybeatsxo350
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 12:05pm UTC

My dad: One of the guys that dated Taylor Swift should write a song called "Maybe You're The Problem"

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pez_candy44
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 9:27pm UTC

PLEASE READ
Yesterday a 17 year female , who attends Lancaster High School in California, was beaten by a football player, on school grounds, for being gay. After receiving over a dozen blows to her jaw, head, eye and head, all he received was a 5 day suspension by the Lancaster School District. She suffered from a fractured jaw and multiple concussions to the head and the Deputy Sheriff advised her mother to re-think her wanting to file charges against the football player because her daughter pushed him back. The school ended up documenting "assault" charges on the victims school file, NOT the football players!!! To make things worse, the Deputy Sheriff warned the victim, by saying, "Just so you know, if you file charges against him, I'm taking his side." We're attempting to raise awareness and bring this story to light because Lancaster High School is trying to sweep this "Hate Crime" under the rug!

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mostwouldbehappy
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September 27, 2012 4:26pm UTC

Liam trying to sneak you out:
Liam: hi babe lets go i'll help you
Liam: no wait this is wrong its getting dark.
Liam: whens your bedtime
Liam: Your parents are going to be so mad.
Liam: we shouldn't do this
Liam: I'm so sorry i suggested this.
Liam: I'll tuck you in.
Liam: no i shouldn't be here.
Liam: But i should tuck you in...
Liam: ok i'll tuck you in.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 3:52pm UTC

Time changes everything
That’s what people say.
It’s not true.
Doing things changes things.
Not doing things
leaves them exactly as they were.
-Dr.House

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dolph*
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 2:53pm UTC

I would never cheat in a relationship.
That would require TWO people to find me attractive.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 5:25pm UTC

On October 3rd, everyone should come to school in a pink shirt.
All the news reporters would come to the schools and be like, "Mysterious phenomenon when high school kids all over the nation wear pink," and then a news reporter would to a student and asks why this is happening and the student would say--
"On Wednesday's, we wear pink."

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伤*
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 1:55pm UTC

Directioner version of LWWY
I am lazy lazy lazy, i don't see the sun,
i know its been 5 hours but it feels like one.
My ovaries have vanished, there's not a single one.
Never gonna get some because blogging is fun
format credit to OneDirection/From tumblr

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serenariannwyn
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 2:26pm UTC

"omg the ipho ne 5 actually helps you
loose weight!"yeah because after you buy it,you can't afford
food for the next month.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 8:32pm UTC

if Ed sheeran's
voice
doesn't want to make you run
through a meadow full of
daisies in slow motion i
question
if you are human.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 7:05pm UTC

she wears short skirts
i wear t shirts
she's cheer captain
and i've got more followers
on witty than her

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klahhkayy
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 4:00pm UTC

Every 18 minutes someone commits suicide.
Every 19 minutes someone is left to make sense of it all.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 3:03pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Today a boy called me ugly.
Haha, just kidding. Boys don't talk to me.

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UniicornLuvver7
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 5:16pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Ellmo
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 7:05pm UTC

Peeta Mellark: Baker.
Harry Styles: Was a
Baker before a singer.
Bruno Mars: Wanted to
be a Baker.
THATS IT. I'm marrying a baker.
Follow for a Follow?(: xx
format by sandrasaurus

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 4:10pm UTC

Baby you light up my world like nobody else. The way that you
sit at home all day day and read fanfiction and eat lots of fattening food while crying over your otp and singing alone in front of your laptop, obsessing over your favorite band and crying at how pathetic your life is because you've abandoned your social life
Gets me overwhelmed

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