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UniicornLuvver7

Status: I want you to rock me;)

Member Since: 15 Feb 2012 09:27pm

Last Seen: 11 Oct 2013 10:37am

Birthday: March 2

Location: Next to you. Don't turn around.

Gender: F

user id: 274505

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Well, I'm crazy..... 'Nuff said.I am IN LOVE with One Direction.So yeah,All you haters,Go ahead and ignore me now.I also love Cher Lloyd oh and uhhmm DEMI FREAKING LOVATO! I love her. I love my best friends I have many but I have two that are thee best, Felicity and Saffron. :) Also I LOVE MEAN GIRLS!! If you dont you get nothing like Gretchen Wieners. I also LOVE Pretty Little Liars ;). My name is Kevin, noooo. I'm just kidding,My name is Terrrrrrance.Naaaah my name is Meghan.I am 14 AND I LOVE JENNA MARBLES! Soooo yeah.. :)Stay gorgeous.By theeee waaay I AM A CRAZY SACK OF BEAN POLES! Just to tell you...



Here are some pictures of my friends and I:)





Familyyyyyy.

  1. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 3:04pm EDT
    F.UCK YOU THUNDER.
    YOU CAN SUCK MY D.ICK.
    Storms can die in a hole..

  2. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 3:01pm EDT
    Me: I'm done with all my work, what should I do?
    Teacher: I don't know, sleep?
    BEST. TEACHER. EVER.

  3. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 3:02pm EDT
    Having your teacher start talking about Playboy,
    And trying not to laugh.

  4. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 2:57pm EDT
    Shine bright like a diamond,
    STOP.
    Reflect like a diamond.

  5. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 2:43pm EDT
    You listen to..
    Pop: One Direction, Justin Bieber etc.: You are a prep. You listen to 'gaay music'
    Heavy Metal: Black Veil Brides, Pierce the Veil etc.: Emo, freak, goth.
    Rap: Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj etc.: You do drugs.
    You just can't win here.

  6. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 3:07pm EDT
    You may think you can judge me, but I don't believe we're in a Court House,
    Are we?

  7. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 3:01pm EDT
    Wanting to name my children Anne and Frank,
    So I can introduce them saying,
    "Hi these are my children Anne, Frank, say hello."

  8. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 3:06pm EDT
    Girl: Oh my god! All guys are the same a.sholes.
    Me: Who told you to try them all hoe?

  9. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 2:58pm EDT
    **At Walmart**
    Me: *riding on toy helicopter thing*
    Person: *walks by*
    Me: DON'T JUDGE!
    Person: I'm on my travel, ain't got no gavel, I don't judge.
    This guy made my day.

  10. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 11:00am EDT
    So yesterday I walked to Arbys and walked inside wearing an Optimus Prime mask.
    I rang the bell and yelled at the top of my lungs;
    "THANK YOU GUYS FOR YOUR GREAT SERVICE! I LOVE YOU!"
    And started clapping, that's when I noticed that the whole restaraunt was packed.
    Sad thing is... This actually happened.

  11. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 3:22pm EDT
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  12. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 2:58pm EDT
    I kissed the scars on her skin,
    I still think you're beautiful,
    And I don't ever wanna lose my best friend...

  13. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 10:59am EDT
    I don't get why people point to their wrists to ask for the time.
    When I have to pee I don't just point to my crottch.

  14. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 3:10pm EDT
    Why did the blonde have trouble in the bathroom?
    She's not used to pulling her own pants down.
    I'm terrible.....

  15. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 3:08pm EDT
    What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
    One less drunk.

  16. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 2:54pm EDT
    How populars girls walk:
    ~(-_-)
    <( )/
    / \
    How popular guys walk:
    (~_~)
    /( )\
    / \
    How I walk:
    t(-.-t)~
    ( )
    / \

  17. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 2:47pm EDT
    Never play soccer in gym with my class.....
    I was just sitting there and I turn and saw this kid wearing a jersey on his head screaming
    "FOR
    OSAMAAAAA!"

  18. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 9:40am EDT
    A bag of chocolates and WittyProfiles is all I need to get me through the weekend.
    (:

  19. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 9:38am EDT
    Wittyprofiles.com?
    My Witty addiction has officially gotten
    out of hand.

  20. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 8:28pm EDT
    Read on if you want Cancer to die. Read cause you have a fuucking heart.
    There was a girl, she has loved this boy for years. She has never told anyone about her little crush, she was too afraid to admit it to anyone, even herself. The time has come and she is now fourteen years old. She has never had a relationship. She just sits and waits for the one she loves. A few months after her fourteenth birthday she was diagnosed with cancer. She was supposed to die in one week. The day before she was supposed to die and go to the hospitable she went up to the boy and said this:
    "I know you don't know me as well as I know you. But, you are amazing and I love you. I have loved you for forever, but you don't know this. You do now, I'd just like to let you know, I know I have no hair, I know I am not beautiful. But, I just needed to tell you I love you before I die. So I love you goodbye."
    She said before running off to her mother. They sat in that room for hours before the girl fell asleep. She woke up a few hours later and the doctors had amazing news.
    "You're tumor of cancer has been removed! You will live!"
    She ran out of the hospital and went to see her friends. On the way there she saw that boy sitting at the skate park on a ramp. She stood and stared for a while before she kept walking. She suddenly heard footsteps behind her and turned around only to feel someones lips on hers.
    "I have known you. You are not ugly, I love you the way you are. I have loved you for years. I never cared that you had that disease. You have always been perfect to me. Thank you for living. I always believed."
    The boy said before taking off his cap to reveal his bald head.
    They are still dating to this day and it has been six years.
    To all who are fighting cancer, kick its a$$.
    I love you.

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