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  1. Shining_Star56 Shining_Star56
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    We have all tried;
    To forge our parents signatures.

  2. xxnevershoutnever xxnevershoutnever
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    This is the story of a girl
    who cried a river &
    drown the whole world.

  3. xhighwayunicorn xhighwayunicorn
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    If you've ever been called
    "ugly",
    put this as your quote
    &
    whoever
    [♥]'s it
    disagrees.

  4. xoBARBIEox xoBARBIEox
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    Sitting In Class.
    Teacher: Do You Want To Spend Lunch With Me.
    Kid: Sure, Where Are We Going.?
    Funniest Moment Ever.

  5. TheyCallMeSmothAndRefreshing TheyCallMeSmothAndRefreshing
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    Spencer:
    Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
    You can roast beef but you can't pea soup!

  6. LilyLunaPotter LilyLunaPotter
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. itslovex808 itslovex808
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    My best friends
    are my future
    bridesmaid

  8. Eriny10 Eriny10
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 5:10pm UTC
    Did you know...
    "Dammit, Im Mad" spells "Dammit. Im Mad" backwards?

  9. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    Am I the only person
    WHO CAN SLEEP FOR DAYS
    and still be tired
    when I wake up?

  10. xoxojessicuhh xoxojessicuhh
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    Find the gay person///
    ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
    Cant do it can you?
    It's cause they're humans too,
    stop hating.

  11. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    Respect your parents
    They had to dotheir homework without
    Google
    nmf

  12. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 10:03am UTC
    MY SHYNESS HAS RUINED
    SO MANY GOOD OPPORTUNITIES.

  13. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    .
    .
    we talked about our future,
    like we had a clue.

  14. lovemusicdance066 lovemusicdance066
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    Bf: Hey.
    Gf: Heyy:).
    Bf: I have to tell you something
    Gf: What is it?
    Bf: It's really important
    Gf: What is it?!
    Bf: I'm sexy and I know it ;)
    Gf: ....-.-

  15. cupcake069 cupcake069
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    When I grow up and have a child, I will name her Zoey.
    and she will thank me later,
    becasue her name will be at the bottom of everyones contact list,
    and she will never get forwards

  16. ivonamariex33 ivonamariex33
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    when you love someone,
    you don't give up.
    you go through everything together
    to prove that you want to
    keep them in your life.
    - wiz khalifa

  17. xomiaxo1198 xomiaxo1198
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 7:10pm UTC
    My Brother Is "Going Out" With One Of My Best Friends Sisters;
    We're Planning Their Wedding

  18. samiibrii428 samiibrii428
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    Sharks aren't the bad guys...
    If some stranger entered my house wearing nothing but a speedo I would probably attack them too.

  19. Shining_Star56 Shining_Star56
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    When i'm waiting in line;
    to order my food, i rehearse my order in my head.

  20. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 5:44pm UTC
    If there is a serial killer
    IN YOUR HOUSE, YOU GET OUT
    you do not, go looking for him
    because you will die.

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