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Name: Sammm (samantha :))
Age: 13!
neww yorkk

samiibrii428
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 9:46pm UTC

Just because I'm not on witty,
doesn't mean I'm sleeping..
I actually have a life
HAHA JK ..i probz am sleeping.

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samiibrii428
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December 5, 2011 5:00pm UTC

I wasn't that drunk.
dude,you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story

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samiibrii428
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 4:28pm UTC

I'm waiting for YOU
please be worth it <3

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samiibrii428
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December 5, 2011 4:25pm UTC

that depressing moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an amazing movie.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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samiibrii428
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 1:40pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
It sucks when you know you need to let go...
but you're still waiting for the impossible to happen ?`d
♥♥♥
Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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samiibrii428
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December 4, 2011 1:32pm UTC

As a kid...
I thought it was pronounced
Dora the Explora

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samiibrii428
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December 2, 2011 7:39am UTC

I'm pretty sure Brandon Cyrus's display picture is illegal.

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samiibrii428
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November 28, 2011 5:34pm UTC

Laundrey teaches us to be raciest.

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samiibrii428
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November 27, 2011 10:21pm UTC

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samiibrii428
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 3:41pm UTC

If I were a vampire...I would worry about AIDS
nmf/tylerr

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samiibrii428
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 1:08am UTC

zombies are looking for
BRAINS
so don't worry...
you're safe

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samiibrii428
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 10:47pm UTC

Happy Bella : -_-
Sad Bella: -_-
Excited Bella: -_-
Angry Bella: -_-
Shocked Bella: -_-
Confused Bella: -_-

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samiibrii428
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November 26, 2011 10:39pm UTC

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November 26, 2011 10:41am UTC

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samiibrii428
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 10:35am UTC

You're single?
hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahha
me too bro...me too..

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samiibrii428
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 8:45pm UTC

I hate when
right before you go to sleep..
every mistake you've ever made,
every word you wish you've never said,
every moment that made you cry rushes through your head

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samiibrii428
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 8:32pm UTC

You're like a password:
hard to figure out but I always wanna keep trying

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samiibrii428
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November 24, 2011 6:11pm UTC

I think I like this girl...
Really? who?
she kinda looks like you
awh is it me?? ;) <3
No, you're sister

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samiibrii428
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November 21, 2011 11:01pm UTC

waiter: any questions about the menu?
me: uhm yeah...what font is this?
Format:twilightgirl995

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samiibrii428
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 10:53pm UTC

i cant de c ide
which face of yours to slap first

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