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  1. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    i got a dig bick.
    you that read wrong.
    that awkward when you read that wrong too.
    and said "moment" after awkward.
    this is awkward.

  2. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    psychological fact:
    when you wake up around 2-3am without any reason,
    there's an 80% chance that someone is staring at you.
    this probably isn't true lol but i bet you're creeped out now, ya.

  3. sundaerules sundaerules
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    UNFORGETABLE
    Chapter One
    "Are you serious?" I asked my best friend Amy as we walked together to class.
    "I'm dead serious."
    "You can't be, there's so way."
    "Chloe! Are you calling me a liar?"
    "Of course not. I just can't believe that Alek would try and hit on you and then go hook up with another girl. Are you sure you heard right?"
    Then she got into this whole lengthy story, but I kind of zoned out.
    My name's Chloe, and it's my sixeenth birthday tomorrow.
    Amy's my best friend, and has been since second grade.
    She was boy crazy, always looking for one to keep an eye on.
    And right now, it's Alek Persher.
    Practically the hottest kid in our school.
    He had red-blonde hair, blue-grey eyes, was really tall and so smooth.
    He was always hitting on girls, but he wasn't a bad guy. Not your usual player who breaks every girls heart. He was kind of a snob because of his British accent, but I never really spoke to him before, so it didn't bother me.
    Because I had Joe.
    My boyfriend of two and a half months.
    We met over the summer and dated through the beggining of the year.
    It was now mid-october and pour relationship was moving a little slowly.
    Basic kissing, occasional make-out, but I wanted to go on a real date with him.
    But I was okay with that, because I cared about him a lot and didn't want to lose him.
    I was kind of shy, not super-outgoing.
    That's why it was a miracle meeting Joe. I had had so many problems talking to guys, it was amazing I could even speak to him without fainting. But Joe brought me out of my shell, and now I was a lot more talkative and less nervous.
    He had dark brown hair and brown eyes. He was really cute.
    My mind continued to wander until I noticed Amy waiting for some kind of response.
    "Oh, uh, sorry. What?"
    "Just forget it. I mean, even if it was true, there's plenty more guys to go after...like him!" Amy started after a cute boy she found in the hallway. She never really stayed on one person very long. It kind of gave me a whiplash.
    I felt someone come behind my waist and I felt my body reac, ready to defend myself.
    Then I heard Joe's voice and relaxed.
    My reaction scared me, what would I have done? I had never felt aything like that before.
    My body had tensed, and a low growl had escaped my throat that I had to fight to choke back down.
    "Hey sweetie" Joe said, putting his arm aound me.
    I put my hand on his arm that was wrapped around my shoulder, and started walking to class with him.
    Author talk: Hey guys! I started a new story! I just finished "Whisper" so please sheck this one out! I have greattt plans for it so please read it. Comment&Fave&Follow<3

  4. mumblebumble mumblebumble
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    December 8, 2011 4:54pm UTC
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  5. lianemichie lianemichie
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    December 7, 2011 6:45pm UTC
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  6. ilylotsxred ilylotsxred
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 6:10pm UTC
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    the biggest Challenge,♥
    challenge in life is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else.
    - Austin mahone♥
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  7. theused_x theused_x
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get
    back in between them, because
    there's no place like home!

  8. QuQu101 QuQu101
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    When somebody compliments you,
    and you're just like tell that to him.

  9. PurpLeDinOsaurs PurpLeDinOsaurs
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    i hate it when, i plan a conversation in my head,
    but the other person doesn't follow the script.

  10. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    fd
    dsds
    if i suddenly went blind, would you still look me in the eyes?
    dsds
    fd

  11. Kensie50 Kensie50
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    Dad: Son, I want you to marry the girl I tell you to.
    Son: NO!
    Dad: She's Bill Gate's Daughter.
    Son:..oh.. okay, then.
    -DAD GOES TO BILL GATES-
    Dad: Marry you daughter to my son!
    Bill Gates: Hell no!
    Dad: He's the CEO of World Bank.
    Bill gates: ...oh, ok.
    -DAD GOES TO WORLD BANK-
    Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO!
    Employer: NO.
    Dad: He's Bill Gate's Son-in-law.
    Employer: Oh, okay!
    THIS. IS. BUSINESS

  12. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    Please read.
    One of my best friends is trying to commit suicide. She doesnt think anyone cares,but i do. and i know you girls care too. Shes saying NO one can convince her outta it, but WE can guys. Shes even writing a suicide note. This isnt even a lie. her witty is lindsey123. she even wrote about it,So please Favorite this,Show her WE care. Lindsey. i love you so much,id be no where without you girl please stay strong.

  13. Jade672 Jade672
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    December 7, 2011 5:52pm UTC
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  14. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    you know what sucks?
    when someone seems so perfect to you
    but then you find out something about
    them that just changes your mind about
    them completely.

  15. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    girls wouldn't have to wear 50543950349 pounds of makeup if boys weren't so god damn judgemental.
    share
    nmf

  16. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 12:32am UTC
    how do you not realize how annoying you are?

  17. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
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    December 7, 2011 3:34pm UTC
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  18. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 3:10pm UTC
    I L o v e t h a t k i d t h a t a r g u e s
    with the teacher
    entertains the whole class

  19. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    because of her
    I always think to myself, "why would anyone love me..."

  20. becca5 becca5
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when you realize you don't actually like your crush.
    You like the imagenary version of them you created in your head.

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