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» Hi, I'm Lauren.<3 I was born on the 24th day of August, in 1997. In case you're too lazy to count, that would make me 14.
I'm a freshman, & I live in a small town near Chicago, Illinois. AKA, the boring-est state in the whole entire world.
I like theater, acting and photography.
I've been on witty since August 22nd, and it has become my life.
I also live for music, my iPod is probably my best friend. I like: Paramore, Taylor Swift, Mayday Parade, Panic! At the Disco, Fireflight, Flyleaf, Evanescense, Justin Bieber (I can't help it, he's adorable), Cody Simpson, Miranda Lambert, The Ready Set, One Direction, & lots more!
I'm a people person, so talk to me! Follow/Fave/Comment. (:

xhighwayunicorn
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 11:40pm UTC

Junior high called;
They want their drama back.

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xhighwayunicorn
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 10:00pm UTC

witty bestfriend, anybody?
preferably someone;
-funny
-between 13-15 years old.
-obsessed with one direction.
-willing to text/skype

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xhighwayunicorn
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 8:52pm UTC

You're only a teenager.
You're not married yet, so go with the flow, laugh tons, use your manners, and try something new. Will you just kiss him already? Trust your feelings, spend your cash, introduce yourself, take a chance, study hard, seek happiness, and regret nothing. Don't laugh at people's dreams, make a wish at 11:11, challenge yourself, take pictures and appreciate the memories. You should make time to dance around in your underwear, and learn from the past. Play dress up and then take all your clothes off. Have the time of your life.
n m f ✱

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xhighwayunicorn
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 4:15pm UTC

allcredittocaptivated
you learn to ignore the names people call you, and just trust who you are.
-shrek

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xhighwayunicorn
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 4:05pm UTC

don't forget to love yourself. ♥

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xhighwayunicorn
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 5:10pm UTC

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Does this look like a zombie to anyone else?

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xhighwayunicorn
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 5:06pm UTC

I'm not forever alone.
I'm forever available. (;

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xhighwayunicorn
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 7:54pm UTC

So I heard that you're a player.
Well nice to meet you, I'm the coach.♥

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xhighwayunicorn
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 5:40pm UTC

Hoe Tip #135
You're never too old to love your mom.

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xhighwayunicorn
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 5:37pm UTC

Note to self:
STOP EXPECTING.

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xhighwayunicorn
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 5:40pm UTC

'you breathe oxygen?'
we have so much in common.

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xhighwayunicorn
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 5:36pm UTC

When people ask for the candy I'm eating,
»»» I give them the flavor I don't like.

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xhighwayunicorn
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 5:26pm UTC

People will treat you
The way you let them.

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xhighwayunicorn
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 5:21pm UTC

Every time I see you,
I don't get butterflies.
I get freaking elephants.
nmf

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xhighwayunicorn
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 5:16pm UTC

Be careful
Who you call your friends.
I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.
theunicorn

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xhighwayunicorn
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 10:21pm UTC

& does anyone else..
say 'pop' instead of 'soda'?

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xhighwayunicorn
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 6:15pm UTC

D o n ' t t r i p o v e r b i t c h e s ,
walk over them.

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xhighwayunicorn
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 6:07pm UTC

That Awkward Moment;
When you realize Kim Kardashian's failed
marriage could have paid your college tuition for
2,833 years..

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xhighwayunicorn
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December 15, 2011 7:51pm UTC

Santa is just like every other man.
-Comes and goes in less than 5 minutes
-Eats your food
-Calls you a ho
&
-Leaves before you get up.

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xhighwayunicorn
posted a quote
December 14, 2011 8:30pm UTC

Love is Love.
♂ + ♂ = ♥
♀ + ♀ = ♥
♂ + ♀ = ♥

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