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Birthday: August 25

Location: NY

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xoBARBIEox
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 9:59pm UTC

Orthodontist: She Could Get Her Braces On On Valentine's Day?
Mom: Yeah! She Has No Plans Anyway.
My Life is a Joke.

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posted a quote
December 17, 2012 11:39pm UTC

When The Water Is Too Shallow To Swim In,
Yet Too Deep To Run.
So you just do that awkward jog.

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posted a quote
December 17, 2012 11:36pm UTC

What most people think of when they see the word "kiss"
their boyfriend
Me?
F//cking Chocolate.

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posted a quote
September 26, 2012 12:25am UTC

"You're Really Pretty!"
"Aww I'm blushing!
jk
that's the blush I'm wearing
.....that makes me look pretty."

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posted a quote
September 21, 2012 9:59pm UTC

*Indian friend at a party gets served cake last*
"It's cause I'm brown isn't it."

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September 21, 2012 9:57pm UTC

"Hey want the rest of my food-"
"IS THAT A FAT JOKE"

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posted a quote
September 2, 2012 9:35pm UTC

When The Water Is Too Shallow To Swim In,
Yet Too Deep To Run.
So You're Just Thrashing Around Trying To Move.

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posted a quote
July 27, 2012 1:12am UTC

*With A Group Of Friends*
Me: I take two advils at a time.
Derek: You're suppose to take like four.
Synkie: No that's an overdose.
Evan: I overdose on gummy vitamins...

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posted a quote
July 1, 2012 1:55am UTC

DEAR STEVE.,
I Know We Have A Celeb Category.
But Please Maybe A 1D Category?
That Way Everyone Can Stop Fighting Over It.
Thank You.(:
Fav Or Respost So Steve Can See This.

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posted a quote
June 26, 2012 11:44pm UTC

*Freestyle Rap Battle With My Friend*
Me: Subject?
Her: Tacos?
Me: Alright go.
Her: To Make A Taco First You Gotta Get That Sh//t Ready.
But That Can Be Scary Like Jason Or Freddy.
And If You're Like ICarly On Top You Put Spaghetti.
Best Moment Ever.

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posted a quote
June 25, 2012 5:40pm UTC

He's My Boy Friend.
He's My Boyfriend.
There's A Difference.

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posted a quote
March 28, 2012 10:58pm UTC

Me; Skype?
Guy Friend; Alright but I have to leave at 9:00.
Me; Why.?
Guy Friend; Dance Moms.

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March 13, 2012 10:38pm UTC

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posted a quote
March 13, 2012 10:09pm UTC

friend: what's up?
me: watching ppl.
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend: and why are you watching people.......
well this is an awkward miscommunication.

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posted a quote
March 8, 2012 10:08pm UTC

I Told My Little Sister About Kony2012
And How Kids In Africa Were Being Abducted.
She Told Me I Was Lying Because
"Aliens Don't Exist"

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posted a quote
March 8, 2012 10:00pm UTC

Guy Friend: I HEARRDDDD. THAT YOUR SETTLEDDDD DOWNNN.
His Dad: Your Not Very Good.
Guy Friend: THAT YOUUUU. FOUND A GIRLLLLL.
His Dad: Please Stop *Turned off radio*
Guy Friend: You Never Let Me Express My Feelings...

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March 6, 2012 4:15pm UTC

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posted a quote
February 27, 2012 10:13pm UTC

Ex Boyfriend;
HAH. I Played You Like A Drum
Me;
No. You Bang Drums. And You Never Got That From Me. So Go Find Yourself Another Instrument.
I Win.

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posted a quote
February 26, 2012 9:45pm UTC

I Hate How People Can Make Jokes About
Suicide.
Or Cutting.
Because "It's Funny"
I Mean Seriously...
It's Not Like People Can Walk Around All Like.
"Lol, Cancer"

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posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:37pm UTC

Ohana Means Family.
And Family Means
No One Gets Left Behind
.....or forgotten

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