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Bravosierra*
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August 13, 2012 2:19pm UTC

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yourcool
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August 24, 2012 2:43pm UTC

potheads say that marajuana is good for you because it's natural.
but just because it's natural doesn't mean it is safe.
you wanna know what else is natural?
bears.

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_to_the_kids_who
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August 22, 2012 5:31pm UTC

Did you know that...
the voice of SpongeBob is married to the voice of Karen, Plankton's computer wife?
♥
s e r i e s ?

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xNeonCookiiex
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August 21, 2012 10:07am UTC

Weird Laws #1
In Oklahoma, you can get arrested for making ugly faces at dogs.
Series?

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clandd55
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August 23, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
My LIFE IS OVER!!! I'm 15?
I was at my crushes house and he was in the bathroom. I really had to go (he only had one washroom) and I didn't want to disturb him. I started to panic. I decided to take a quick poop on his carpet, and I knew for a fact i would clean the second that I was done. So I ended up pooping, then went and grabbed a cloth to clean with. Then he walks in and says "what the **** did you do?" I turned bright red. SUPER embarassed! I made up a bull story on how his dog took a poop on his carpet, but he told me that he didnt have a dog. I ran out of his house, and he deleted me off Facebook, and texted me his carpet cleaning bill...Now I have to see him at school tomorrow, but I'm not gonna go. FML, I'm 15!
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Dafuq did I just read.
format credit jimmy365

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iloveyou10101
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August 21, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Today I learned #1
Jim Cummings, the voice of Winnie the Pooh, calls sick children in the hospital and talks to them in character.
nmf/nmq

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xXxrhiannonxXx
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August 19, 2012 4:53pm UTC

vet: your cat is overweight.
me: DONT LISTEN TO HIM BABYGIRL, YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BE. SOCEITY DOESNT OWN YOU AND CURVES ARE BEAUTIFUL. YOU'RE F-CKING PERFECT OK.
nmf/tumblr

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jimmy365
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August 19, 2012 1:14pm UTC

i think scars are beautiful.
u n l e s s i t ' s t h e o n e f r o m l i o n k i n g .
i'll never forgive him for what he did to mufasa.

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animallovers46
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August 8, 2012 8:31am UTC

Is there a limit to how many people you can follow? Because I really want to follow each and every one of you Wittians.
So fav this quote, and I'll make sure to follow you. <3

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shadysback
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 6:47pm UTC

Hey Jake Dalton and Sam Mikulak:
Did you stick the landing when you fell from heaven?

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taylornicole22
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July 28, 2012 8:39pm UTC

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HabibaTQ
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July 28, 2012 5:27pm UTC

and if you know any of these bands/artists ;
Europe
Led Zeppelin
Queen
Pink Floyd
The Who
Def Leppard
Scorpions
Deep Purple
AC/DC
Van Halen
Jimmi Hendrix
Skid Row
Whitesnake
Aerosmith
The Rolling Stones
The Beatles
Bee Gees
The All-American Rejects
Elvis
Leona Lewis
Micheal Jackson
Paloma Faith
Demi Lovato
Elton John
Stevie Wonder
Guns n Roses
The Doors
R.E.M
Motley Crue
Dire Straights
Carlos Santana
Muse
Rainbow
YOU. ARE. FRICKIN.
AWESOME ;D

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 9:20pm UTC

Shark. Bait.
HOO HA HA

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hermione23katniss
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July 28, 2012 10:31pm UTC

"you know what they do to a handsome
guy like me in prison? it rhymes with grape."
-21 jump street

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tennisluvr
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July 4, 2012 11:05am UTC

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
ANSWER:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
ANSWER:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?
ANSWER:
The elephant, since it is still in the refrigerator
This tests your memory.
There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
ANSWER:
You swim across. All of the crocodiles are attending the meeting!
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
I didnt get any of them right...

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HereToMakeYouSmile
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June 19, 2012 8:55pm UTC

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(....the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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joshkarder17
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June 19, 2012 11:58pm UTC

Apparently 4,153,237 people got married last year. I'm no math wiz...but shouldn't that be an even number?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lillys236
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June 16, 2012 3:45pm UTC

Your middle name and the street you live on
is your soap opera name
comment yours [♥]

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audreyann
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June 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC

iCarly
*fixing the elevator*
Spencer: "How long will this take?"
Guy: "I don't know...three or four."
Spencer: "Four what? Days? Weeks? Months?"
Guy: "Yeah, maybe five."
Spencer: "Five what?!"
Guy: "Look buddy, I'm just a dancer."

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