Witty Profiles
My LIFE IS OVER!!! I'm
15?
I was at my crushes house and he was in the
bathroom. I really had to go (he only had one washroom) and I
didn't want to disturb him. I started to panic. I decided
to take a quick poop on his carpet, and I knew for a fact i
would clean the second that I was done. So I ended up
pooping, then went and grabbed a cloth to clean with. Then he
walks in and says "what the **** did you do?" I
turned bright red. SUPER embarassed! I made up a bull story
on how his dog took a poop on his carpet, but he told me that
he didnt have a dog. I ran out of his house, and he deleted
me off Facebook, and texted me his carpet cleaning bill...Now
I have to see him at school tomorrow, but I'm not gonna
go. FML, I'm 15!
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Dafuq did I just
read.
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1493 faves · 82 comments · Aug 23, 2012 4:28pm
Laura :)*
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1 decade ago
haha xD im dying XDD lol
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cloverchild
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1 decade ago
That is just....I can't even xD
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maddie12553
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1 decade ago
There are at least three WTF's in that paragraph
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PinkBalloon
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1 decade ago
Uhh.... quick poop on your crushes carpet? I don't think so.
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MuffinExplosion
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1 decade ago
dafuq? She took a crap on her crush carpet and she's 15?!
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jnh101
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1 decade ago
DAFUQ HA!!
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Shortie*
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1 decade ago
I love how it said a 'quick poop'. HAHAHAHAHA.
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tina889
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1 decade ago
only in today's generation ...
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jahan
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1 decade ago
HAHA! LOOL, the things people do! :DDDDD
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Just Desserts*
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1 decade ago
I cannot stop laughing!
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iLoveDrakexx
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1 decade ago
hahahah XD
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wowurcrazy
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1 decade ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! WHY!?! XD
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ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted
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1 decade ago
It was under pregnancy....
o.O
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darastarring*
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1 decade ago
this world is crazy ;o
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StormWolf
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1 decade ago
Oh. My. God. xDD
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chillteenie
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1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHA. hey uhh, i was 1053rd like. pointing that out. love you byee!<3
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olivia*
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1 decade ago
wtf.
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blackhearts
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1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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sunnynicky
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1 decade ago
I went to the link below. Why is it under pregnancy .. ?
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laurenwilcox12 · 1 decade ago
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think i laughed a bit too much ahahah!