PinkBalloon

Status: Im done. You were just ...weird... today. BuhByee c:

Member Since: 5 Aug 2012 03:41pm

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PinkBalloon
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 6:43pm UTC

WTF happened today?

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PinkBalloon
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 9:04pm UTC

Whenever someone prettier than me says:
Oh, you're so ugly...
I simply reply:
Maybe that's true..
but look at it like this:
I'm a muffin. And you're a cupcake.
But that doesn't mean muffins don't taste wonderful.

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PinkBalloon
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 7:55pm UTC

Teacher : *leaves the room*
Kid: *jumps on his desk*
Kid: "YOLO!!!"
Class: *parties *
Class: *eats tons of pudding*
Teacher: *walks back in.*
Class:
Teacher:
Chuck Norris:
Santa Claus:
Me: *wipes pudding off of lip*

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PinkBalloon
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 7:28pm UTC

"It's your life, sugar. Make it gorgeous."

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PinkBalloon
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 7:23pm UTC

Teacher: Now please, pick a group name.
Me:
Best Friend:
Me: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Best Friend: Oh Yeah.
Both Of Us: THE AWKWARD POTATOES. FTW!

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PinkBalloon
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 7:16pm UTC

The storms will try to knock you over.
People will try to cut you down.
All winds might blow against you.
But don't worry, love. Trees have the same problem..

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PinkBalloon
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 9:13pm UTC

Bucket List 1#
And To Get a 10 pack even though I'm a girl.
(c) PinkBalloon

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PinkBalloon
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 10:09pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
I loved him but then he left, What do I do? :(
.......................................................................................................................................
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
Get some Ice cream, listen to Adele, and take a bubble bath.
format credit jimmy365

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PinkBalloon
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 7:39pm UTC

I want to e the type of girl
who can catch a picture of a lighting bolt on her camera in one shot.
(c) PinkBalloon

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PinkBalloon
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 6:25pm UTC

And it took so long just to feel alright,
Remember how to put back the light in my eyes....
I wish I had missed the first time that we kissed...
Cause you broke all your promises
And now you're back
You don't get to get me back...
(c) PinkBalloon

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PinkBalloon
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:18pm UTC

There was once a boy and a girl.
At age 5 they would play together.
At age 16 they went on dates.
At age 18 they drove eachother to friends' houses and parties.
At age 21 the girl's car got off track,
And slammed into a tree leaving her in a coma
She was sent to the hospital immediatly.
The boy came to visit her every day.
Months Passed.
But she wouldn't wake up.
And when the doctors finally considered her 'dead'
He asked the girl, 'Will you marry me?"
But she didn't wake up.
So he sat in the corner and cried for a few hours
She opened her eyes and said "Even if I did die, at least I would have spent my entire life with you."
He got up and smiled.
He lifted her out of bed and swung her around.
After 4 months they were married.
They had 1 son and 1 daugter.....
The kids grew up to be wonderful and strong.
As the kids grew, so did the parents.
When they turned 80, they were placed at a nursing home.
Until, the girl had a heart attack and died at age 85.
The boy cried and cried.
He found a note under his pillow that day, He opened it. It said:
Even if I die today, I 'll know, I got to spend my entire life with you.
♥

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PinkBalloon
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 6:52pm UTC

Computer: *Freezes*
Me: *Spazzes Out and Clicks Everywhere on the Screen*
Friend: Yes, because when the computer freezes you should spaztastically click everywhere.

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PinkBalloon
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 6:16pm UTC

☺
when you walk into the bathroom and awkwardly stare at those creepy toothbrushes who dont belong to anybody.

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PinkBalloon
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 5:55pm UTC

When you're drinking water and you tip the cup a little too far,
and all the ice smacks your face. And you're like 'Stupid Ice.'

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PinkBalloon
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 5:51pm UTC

Your'e just jealous
one direction haters, because you don't see Niall Horan in your dreams.♥

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PinkBalloon
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Once there was a Girl who was overweight,had acne, had frizzy and greasy hair, and who was considered not smart.
She wished to be perfect.
Then suddenly,
Her Wish Was Granted But
nothing changed
she already was beautiful

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PinkBalloon
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 5:15pm UTC

Just putting on my 1D glasses...

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