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iLoveDrakexx

1. iLoveDrakexx
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2012 12:28pm UTC
   One of the greatest feelings
   Is knowing you made someone smile
   
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2. iLoveDrakexx
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   October 24, 2012 3:53pm UTC
   I don't think i could stab someone
   I can barely get the straw into the Capri Sun.
   
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3. iLoveDrakexx
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   October 23, 2012 3:37pm UTC
   Teacher: "Why do i hear
   voices?"
   Me: "Because you're crazy?"
   
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4. iLoveDrakexx
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   October 23, 2012 3:02pm UTC
   When.You.Read.Stuff.Like.This.The.
   Voice.In.Your.Head.Takes.Pauses
   
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5. iLoveDrakexx
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   October 23, 2012 2:48pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   when you spell a word so wrong that even spellcheck is like, "I got nothin man..."
   
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6. iLoveDrakexx
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   October 6, 2012 2:42pm UTC
   That sexy face you make right before you sneeze.
   
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7. iLoveDrakexx
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   October 6, 2012 2:23pm UTC
   Nobody can hold in a fart like a girl
   
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8. iLoveDrakexx
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   October 4, 2012 3:53pm UTC
   Sexually molesting the wall
   whilst looking for the light switch.
   
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9. iLoveDrakexx
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2012 3:41pm UTC
   Dear periods,
   You are the true definition of 'bloody hell'.
   Sincerely,
   Women
   
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10. iLoveDrakexx
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    going to bed
    And counting how many hours of sleep you're going to get
    
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11. iLoveDrakexx
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    October 4, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    Who needs swag when you have Gangnam Style??
    
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12. iLoveDrakexx
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    September 17, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    oPpa gangnam style
    
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13. iLoveDrakexx
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    September 17, 2012 11:48am UTC
    I'll act my age when i'm 69
    
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14. iLoveDrakexx
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    September 13, 2012 11:22am UTC
    The only test you f ail in if you get A's ,
    is the bra section
    
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15. iLoveDrakexx
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    Dear inventors of tampons,
    how awkward was it for you
    to explain your invention to everyone?
    -----------♥-----------
    
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16. iLoveDrakexx
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    ♥
    That awkward moment
    when your parents think that
    they know you
    
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17. iLoveDrakexx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    I wanna high 5 your face with a stapler.
    
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18. iLoveDrakexx
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    September 3, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    *walking home from school with friends*
    *Phone rings*
    Me: Hey mum!
    Friend 1: Frankie, stop selling yourself!!!!
    Friend 2: Could you pass me some of that weed you're smoking, Frankie?!!
    Mum: Err Frankie..
    Me: No, mum they're jo-
    Friend 1: Frankie, Josh's house party was amazing last night wasn't it? I can't believe you snuck out while you're grounded!!
    Friend 2: Yeah - you were going crazy with those shots!!!!
    Mum: Frankie!
    Me: No they're joking mum!
    Friends: *Scream over me*
    Mum: I'll be waiting for you at home!
    Mum: *Hangs up
    Me: *Stares at friends with jaw clenched while they're laughing on the pathway
    True Story.
    
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19. iLoveDrakexx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 11:29am UTC
    ☆ ★ ☆
    Not only are we not on the same page. I don't even think we're reading the same book.
    ☆ ★ ☆
    
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20. iLoveDrakexx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 10:21am UTC
    When Justin cut his hair, we stayed. Dyed it, we stayed. Styled it, we stayed. We <3 Justin. Favourite if you'll stay till his grey hair.
    ♥
    
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