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jnh101

Status: HAVING FUN HOLIDAYING!! XD

Member Since: 10 Jul 2012 02:20am

Last Seen: 24 Dec 2012 02:49pm

Birthday: June 14

Gender: F

user id: 316322

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       jess
                                                       welcome to my witty 


                                             .     i am an amazing 15 year old girl
                                             .     i was born on 14 june
                                             .     i LOVE WITTY ,<3
                                             .     my best friends are ruby and chess
                                             .     so here i am jess in all my witty glory n.n








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  1. jnh101 jnh101
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    pick up lines#11
    did you just fart? coz you just blew me away ;D

  2. jnh101 jnh101
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    pick up lines#10
    roses are red,
    violets are blue.
    ive got a gun,
    get in the van.

  3. jnh101 jnh101
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    pick up lines#9
    Are your pants on discount? Cuz if you were at my house they would be a 100% off!

  4. jnh101 jnh101
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    pick up lines#8
    Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

  5. jnh101 jnh101
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    pick up lines#7
    Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

  6. jnh101 jnh101
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    pick up lines#6
    I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

  7. jnh101 jnh101
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    pick up lines#5
    Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas

  8. jnh101 jnh101
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    pick up lines#4
    Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you

  9. jnh101 jnh101
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    pick up lines#3
    if you were a burger at macdonalds you'd be called mcgorgeous

  10. jnh101 jnh101
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    pick up lines#2
    hi i lost my phone number could i have yours

  11. jnh101 jnh101
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    pick up lines#1
    are you from africa?
    because your africanmazing

  12. jnh101 jnh101
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    me:I COULD NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID
    him:COME ON IT WAS ONLY AN ACCIDENT
    me:HOW COULD IT BE AN ACCIDENT I SAW IT HAPPEN
    him: WELL FINE THEN I'M SORRY
    me:SORRY ISN'T ENOUGH MY WIFI WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

  13. jnh101 jnh101
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 1:56am UTC
    they say i'm up and coming like i'm
    f.ucking in an elevator
    -ed sheeran<3

  14. jnh101 jnh101
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    spongebob#27
    A Paperclip and A Piece of String
    {ON THE ALASKAN BULL WORM}
    spongebob to sandy:“It’s a necklace! An ‘s’ for Spongebob and an ‘s’ for Sandy, that way they can identify our bodies.”

  15. jnh101 jnh101
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    spongebob#26
    spongebob:“I’ll have you know I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden last week, and I only cried for twenty minutes''

  16. jnh101 jnh101
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    spongebob#25
    that sounds like a lot of
    HOOPLA!

  17. jnh101 jnh101
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    spongebob#24
    spongebob:"Happy Leif Erickson Day! HINGA DINGA DURGEN"

  18. jnh101 jnh101
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    spongebob#23
    Squidward: "Move Patrick, I'm claustrophobic"
    Patrick: "What's claustrophobic?"
    Spongebob: "It means he's afraid of Santa"
    Patrick: "Ho ho ho"
    Spongebob: "Stop it Patrick you're scaring him!"

  19. jnh101 jnh101
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    spongebob#22
    {squidwards just about to kill spongebob with an exploding pie}
    spongebob:You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…well, that would just be ok

  20. jnh101 jnh101
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    spongebob#21
    "I EAT NAILS FOR BREAKFAST."
    “So?”
    “WITHOUT ANY MILK.”

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