joshkarder17

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joshkarder17

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Member Since: 2 Apr 2012 11:00pm

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Gender: M

user id: 288835

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Hi Im josh karder like Aaron carter but no my names josh and I spell my last name differnt cause I'm too cool to spell my name like that weirdo. I play soccer *cough cough* and I'm amazing at it. I'm super nice and sweet and attractive but I'm single:( cause yolo hahaha no.
And Ashley and skyler are my best friends forever so yeah talk to them and all us because we are best friends:)

thanks for that ilovehollister2014

joshkarder17
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 10:23pm UTC

This one's for my uncle....
who worked on the 106th floor of the first tower hit on September 11th and never made it out.

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joshkarder17
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 7:30pm UTC

i dont know why everyone keeps saying they're trying to bring sexy back when i'm right here. i never even left.

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joshkarder17
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 7:22pm UTC

i love my relationship with my bed.
no commitment needed. we just sleep together every night.

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joshkarder17
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 7:24pm UTC

Hey guys, my boy drake (drakepensly16) just made a witty so go follow him. he is awesome at giving advice and stuff like that :)

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joshkarder17
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 1:48pm UTC

click to see this quote

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joshkarder17
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 12:04am UTC

I tried to be perfect, tried to be honest,
tried to be everything that you ever wanted

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joshkarder17
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Girls are like
apples on trees. The best
ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
boy to come along, the one
who's brave enough
to climb
all the way
to the top
of the tree.
nmq

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joshkarder17
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 8:26pm UTC

There are three words I like to repeat to myself, glass half full, just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have.

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joshkarder17
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 11:08pm UTC

YOU'RE 15...
YOU SHOULD BE FEELING BUTTERFLIES IN YOUR TUMMY,
NOT A BABY KICKING.

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joshkarder17
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 6:20pm UTC

Dear Wittians,
you always complain that no guys ever call you beautiful or gorgeous or anything like that. the truth is, guys do say that. your best guy friend. the shy guy that sits next to you in math class. the freshman that walked past you in the hallway. the little kid you babysit. the jock that's afraid to admit it. the guy you dont even know exists. if you would just take the time to notice them, everyone would be happy.
Sincerely,
joshkarder17

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joshkarder17
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 5:21pm UTC

Honestly...
I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be anything but honest in that moment. I love the look in people’s eyes when they realize they’re in love. I love the way people look when they first wake up and they’ve forgotten their surroundings. I love the gasp people take when their favorite character dies. I love when people close their eyes and drift to somewhere in the clouds. I fall in love with people and their honest moments all the time. I fall in love with their breakdowns and their smeared makeup and their daydreams. Honesty is just too beautiful to ever put into words.

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joshkarder17
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 5:58pm UTC

There really are guys out there that
Smile when you walk past. Talk to their friends about you all the time. Laugh at your jokes. Dream about you. Blush. Care. Cry. Have feelings. Think you are beautiful. Love you. And I am one of them.

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joshkarder17
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 10:24pm UTC

Squidward: You mean you’ve never heard the story of the… hash-slinging slasher?
SpongeBob: The slash-bringing hasher?
Squidward: The hash-slinging slasher.
SpongeBob: The sash wringing… the trash thinging… mash flinging… the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the…
Squidward: Yes. The hash-slinging slasher

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joshkarder17
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 10:20pm UTC

Spongebob: What do you usually do when im gone?
Patrick: Wait for you to get back
now that's true friendship

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joshkarder17
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 5:41pm UTC

&&Who else remembers
in elementary school, during the health class when everyone was afraid to say (peni.s)

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joshkarder17
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 5:16pm UTC

YOYO
YOU'RE ONLY YOUNG ONCE

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joshkarder17
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 4:28pm UTC

When people call me fake just because i'm cute<<<<<<<