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tennisluvr

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Member Since: 29 Jun 2012 02:02pm

Last Seen: 7 Mar 2013 11:13pm

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  1. tennisluvr tennisluvr
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 11:56am UTC
    I Named my phone the Titanic ...
    The Titanic is syncing....

  2. tennisluvr tennisluvr
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    October 2, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    What the scale says: 95 lbs
    What I see: Error Too Much Weight

  3. tennisluvr tennisluvr
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    My best friend
    Is moving
    from GA to CA in December ;(

  4. tennisluvr tennisluvr
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    He
    Moved
    On...

  5. tennisluvr tennisluvr
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    that awkward moment when you sarcasm is so advanced people actually think your stupid

  6. tennisluvr tennisluvr
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    wait a sec...
    i have to put on my
    "gosh-i-really-care" face

  7. tennisluvr tennisluvr
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 9:19am UTC
    You dont need magic to make wishes come true <3

  8. tennisluvr tennisluvr
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 9:17am UTC
    What would you attempt to do if you knew you couldnt fail?

  9. tennisluvr tennisluvr
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 9:06am UTC
    i hate apologizing but i seem to do it alot

  10. tennisluvr tennisluvr
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    Time is precious
    waste it wisely

  11. tennisluvr tennisluvr
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    When you meet me you think im quiet
    Then you get to know me and you just wish i was quiet

  12. tennisluvr tennisluvr
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    You cant start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one

  13. tennisluvr tennisluvr
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    As soon as you stop wanting something you get it

  14. tennisluvr tennisluvr
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    If no one thinks you can than you have to

  15. tennisluvr tennisluvr
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    Ah yes the past can hurt but the way i see it you can either run from it or learn from it
    -The lion king

  16. tennisluvr tennisluvr
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Normal is boring

  17. tennisluvr tennisluvr
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    I want you to know but i dont want to tell you

  18. tennisluvr tennisluvr
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    Im not short im just unusually not tall

  19. tennisluvr tennisluvr
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    Got a secret
    Can you keep it?
    Sware this one you'll save.
    Better lock it, in your pocket,
    Taking this one to the grave
    If i show you, than i know you won't tell what i said
    Cause 2 can keep a secret, if one of them is dead
    -A
    (pretty little liars)

  20. tennisluvr tennisluvr
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.
    When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.
    Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
    When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
    At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
    Dearest Wife,
    Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
    P.S. Sure is hot down here.

:)

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