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xbri42x
posted a quote
July 14, 2009 11:33pm UTC

dont fear death, fear the un-lived life.
- Tuck Everlasting. ♥
not mine<3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 2:20pm UTC

TV: Breaking news: One Direction's Niall Horan has been kidnapped.
Me: Omfg, who would do something like that?!
Niall: Will you please let me go now?

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BlackButterflies
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December 29, 2012 2:31pm UTC

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伤*
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December 25, 2012 1:13pm UTC

"When i bought take me home
the cashier told me i look a lot like zayn malik
and i told her i get that all the time"
- Zayn Malik

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.joyriding.*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 6:54pm UTC

It's sad to think
that we [wittians] could walk straight past each other on the street and never know.
wait a minute, we're wittians, we never go outside.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 4:09pm UTC

I have always wondered
if anyone notices me, when I’m walking
or doing something.
I wonder if I make someone else’s heart skip a beat,
that someone who wants to talk to me
or if someone falls asleep at night
while thinking about me.
Someone who appreciates my existence.
I just wonder.

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Common Teenager*
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 11:47pm UTC

Me: enters birthday
Website: Sorry, you are too young to access this website
Me: Did I enter born in 1997?
Me: Sorry, I ment born in 1904

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JustStevie
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 7:07pm UTC

So today, my girlfriend was telling me a story, and I interrupted her with a kiss.
She replied with: "Uhm excuse me, I was talking.."

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 8:00pm UTC

What's that thing called when
your crush likes you back?
oh yeah,
imagination.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 5:40pm UTC

*In English*
My crush: ~Cracks his nuckles~
Teacher: DON'T DO THAT! WHEN YOU'RE OLDER YOU'LL HAVE HUGE KNUCKLES AND NO ONE WILL WANT TO DATE YOU!
Me: I would
Teacher: What
Crush: What
Obama: What
Queen: What
E.T: What
Everyone: What

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BigMistake
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 5:09pm UTC

"China can build a bridge in 5 days?
Well, American found out how to stuff
cheese into pizza crust."
-Ellen Degeneres

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TheGirlWhoLived
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 2:51pm UTC

Me: wow that guy over there is really hot
Hot guy: Is that a potato staring at me

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mars*
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 2:54pm UTC

**When Steve and his wife find out the gender of their baby...**
Doctor: Congratulations! its a girl!
Steve: *Facepalm* No no no no...This cannot be happening. DON'T YOU REALISE WHATS HAPPENING?!?! OUR LIVES WILL BECOME LIVING HELL!!
Steve's wife: What are you talking about..?
Steve: ....HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE GIRLS ON MY WEBSITE..? YOU DON'T REALISE WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN!!! SHE'LL GROW INTO A TEENAGER AND SHE WILL BECOME OBSESSED WITH A BOYBAND, AND CRY ABOUT BEING FOREVER ALONE, AND...THE GIRLS ARE CRAZY!
Steve: CRAZY I TELL YOU!!
MY QUOTE.

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SarahMayour
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 8:15pm UTC

It would be awesome if Disney Channel had a
"Blast From The Past"
week special where they show the old shows for a week long.
It would be the best week of my life.

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alliecat2323
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 1:22pm UTC

My life is like a
romantic comedy.
Except there's no romance, and it's
just me laughing
at my own jokes.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 9:46pm UTC

Taylor Swift's interviews are seriously the best thing.
"I was at the gym, and I walk in, and there's a model.
like, a real one.
and she's on the treadmill,
running faster than a racehorse would run,
like eighty miles an hour, probably.
top speed, and not breathing heavily, just like:
\(^ - ^)/
and i'm over here on the elliptical, and i hate it,
and you can see in my face that i hate it, i'm like
~~(o__o)~~
and then her italian boyfriend comes in,
and they're both incredibly good looking,
and then he leans over the treadmill bar
and starts making out with her
while she's running that fast.
and i'm just like,
".....you win."

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 8:49pm UTC

when i say
"I wish they would turn this book into a movie"
what i really mean is
"I wish they would turn this book into a 17
hour long spectacle that includes every single
solitary detail and doesnt deviate at all from
the storyline and has perfect casting"

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Me: Hey can I borrow a pencil?
Student: Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser
Me: Life doesn't have an eraser
Student: That was deep, man
n m q

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 3:16pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Things I don't understand:
Why British people lose their accents when they sing.

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