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  1. nmr22 nmr22
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2021 6:12am UTC
    dont stray its okay

  2. Anu* Anu*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2021 10:13am UTC
    You brought the sound in
    And you want to make it go silent again.
    Why are you so indecisive?

  3. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2021 8:27am UTC
    You know what they say about red flags and people who wear rose tinted glasses.

  4. edragon8 edragon8
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2021 3:09pm UTC
    Welcome to Witty, doc. *evil laugh*

  5. edragon8 edragon8
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2021 12:53am UTC
    (From Gift Wrapped)
    Radio Reporter: The recent blizzard has snowbound the mountain areas. The state highway patrol reports that all roads to the mountains may be closed for six weeks.
    Sylvester: Six weeks? I'll starve!
    [goes to the kitchen and opens the fridge, finding nothing but bird seed]
    Sylvester: Bird seed...?
    Sylvester: [opens the cupboard, which has the same contents as the fridge] Seed?
    Tweety: Hey, putty tat! I found lots of food!
    [Sylvester runs excitedly to the pantry, only to discover that it is also stuffed with bird seed]
    Tweety: We don't have to worry, putty. There's enough food for a long time.
    Sylvester: I'm a cat! I've gotta have cat food!
    Tweety: Aw, poor putty tat. We've got to find something for you to eat. Let's see, what do putty tats like to eat...
    Sylvester: Well, let's see, there's liver, and there's fish, and there's, uh... there's, uh...
    [stares menacingly at Tweety]
    Tweety: And then there's what, putty? What else is there?
    Sylvester: Never mind, never mind. I got it solved.
    [runs to the kitchen]
    -Merry Christmas my fellow Wittians!-

  6. Anu* Anu*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2021 8:09am UTC
    Maybe it was a bit too much
    I'm sorry

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2021 3:50pm UTC
    I have informed consent that its services are no longer required. – Answer to question on political science test: 'Use the phrase 'informed consent' in a sentence'

  8. nmr22 nmr22
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    December 16, 2021 6:56pm UTC
    i was waiting for the anger to change
    and the roof beams to bend
    and give way under weight
    i was waiting for the anger to change
    and the roof beams to bend
    and the whole thing to break

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 18, 2021 3:49pm UTC
    January 19th is Prevent Plagiarism Day. It's actually a different date, but I'm trying to prevent plagiarism.

  10. nmr22 nmr22
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2021 4:50am UTC
    all successful people believed in a version of themselves that havent yet occured

  11. scrappy scrappy
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    December 11, 2021 6:16am UTC
    Well here we go again. Playing games with some friends, and I get singled out for being the reason "the team dynamic isn't working". That's after I got yelled at for playing characters differently than others or not the way they want me to. Then talking crap about the character I'm using because they don't want to "hurt my feelings" by telling me I suck to my face.
    I immediately mute my mic and burst into tears. Then I pick myself up after completely falling apart and say, "That was my last one guys, goodnight."
    Then I immediately break down, again.

  12. BlackInkRevenge BlackInkRevenge
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    December 8, 2021 9:08am UTC
    ⱠɆ₳VɆ ₦Ø₮Ⱨł₦₲ ฿ɆⱧł₦Đ

  13. edragon8 edragon8
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    December 4, 2021 2:32pm UTC
    "Here I go with the timid little woodland creature bit again. It’s shameful, but...eh, it’s a living."
    -Bugs Bunny

  14. johnchristopher johnchristopher
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2021 6:25pm UTC
    Life is too short, Enjoy it.

  15. nmr22 nmr22
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2021 3:56pm UTC
    "The brain is the most important organ"
    -the brain

  16. brucefrazier brucefrazier
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2021 1:51pm UTC
    You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.
    Ray Bradbury

  17. Dudu* Dudu*
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    November 18, 2021 5:34am UTC
    i miss a version of myself that has never existed. the one who is bright and confident and loves herself enough to know better than to stick around.

  18. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2021 11:48am UTC
    i wasted away another day.
    who would i be if i stuck to all my plans?
    is it it is self sabotage or simply life getting in the way.
    i can't keep making excuses for myself,
    i wasted another day.

  19. Dudu* Dudu*
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    November 12, 2021 5:50am UTC
    i wanna get away and pretend it was all a bad dream.I WANNA Pack my bags and wake up in a world where you're waking up next to me.

  20. Failure* Failure*
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    November 10, 2021 5:18am UTC
    My depression wants me to die
    but my anxiety is afraid to go.

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