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Member Since: 21 Nov 2021 02:36pm

Last Seen: 12 Jul 2022 12:57am

Birthday: January 13

Location: Toontown

Gender: F

user id: 407174

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I post random stories and stuff like that. I also love to draw and animate stuff.

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  1. edragon8 edragon8
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2022 9:19pm UTC
    “You’re never going to make friends if you keep your nose buried in a book.”
    “Let’s hope.”

  2. edragon8 edragon8
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2021 12:53am UTC
    (From Gift Wrapped)
    Radio Reporter: The recent blizzard has snowbound the mountain areas. The state highway patrol reports that all roads to the mountains may be closed for six weeks.
    Sylvester: Six weeks? I'll starve!
    [goes to the kitchen and opens the fridge, finding nothing but bird seed]
    Sylvester: Bird seed...?
    Sylvester: [opens the cupboard, which has the same contents as the fridge] Seed?
    Tweety: Hey, putty tat! I found lots of food!
    [Sylvester runs excitedly to the pantry, only to discover that it is also stuffed with bird seed]
    Tweety: We don't have to worry, putty. There's enough food for a long time.
    Sylvester: I'm a cat! I've gotta have cat food!
    Tweety: Aw, poor putty tat. We've got to find something for you to eat. Let's see, what do putty tats like to eat...
    Sylvester: Well, let's see, there's liver, and there's fish, and there's, uh... there's, uh...
    [stares menacingly at Tweety]
    Tweety: And then there's what, putty? What else is there?
    Sylvester: Never mind, never mind. I got it solved.
    [runs to the kitchen]
    -Merry Christmas my fellow Wittians!-

  3. edragon8 edragon8
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2021 2:32pm UTC
    "Here I go with the timid little woodland creature bit again. It’s shameful, but...eh, it’s a living."
    -Bugs Bunny

  4. edragon8 edragon8
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2021 1:03pm UTC
    "I'm not bad.
    I'm just drawn that way."
    ~Jessica Rabbit

  5. edragon8 edragon8
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2021 1:34pm UTC
    (From Who Framed Roger Rabbit)
    Eddie: Hey, Judge. Doesn't a dying rabbit deserve a last request?
    Roger: Yeah, nose plugs would be nice.
    Eddie: I think you want a drink. So, how about it, Judge?
    Doom: Well, why not? I don't mind prolonging the execution.
    Eddie: Happy trails.
    Roger: No thanks, Eddie. I'm trying to cut down.
    Eddie: Drink the drink.
    Roger: But I don't want the drink.
    Doom: He doesn't want the drink.
    Eddie: He does.
    Roger: I don't.
    You do.
    I don't.
    You do.
    I don't.
    You do.
    I don't.
    You don't.
    I do.
    You don't.
    I do.
    You don't.
    Roger: Listen, when I say I do, that means I do.

  6. edragon8 edragon8
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2021 12:31am UTC
    (From Haredevil Hare)
    Crumbly Crunchies are the best,
    Look delicious on your vest,
    Serve them to unwanted guests,
    Stuff the mattress with the rest~

  7. edragon8 edragon8
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2021 4:17pm UTC
    What's up with your hair?
    You seriously need a tan.
    OMG you really need to shop at Hollister.
    I roll my eyes and walk away.
    This girl won't stop criticizing my style.
    I decide to walk home,
    so I don't have to talk to people.
    When I get home,
    I change into sweatpants,
    and put on my sister's makeup.
    I look even uglier.
    Just then my whole house shook.
    I fell onto the rug,
    and couldn't get up.
    When I woke up,
    it was dark.
    I heard a cat screech,
    and cold wind blew at my face from my window.
    I looked around.
    My head was spinning,
    I felt like I couldn't breathe.
    What was happening?
    Just then a woman opened my bedroom door,
    and light spread into my room.
    Wake up, Sasha! You have a big day today!
    I stared at the woman.
    She took me into the hall,
    but it didn't look like my hall.
    Everything was fancy.
    Probably what that girl's house looked like.
    She led me into another room,
    where trays of food were being served.
    What is this? I asked.
    Why this is your dining hall! Since you've became a famous model, you have lots of money.
    Famous model?
    Yes! In fact you are on today's front cover!
    She held up a magazine with my face on it.
    Then everything became dizzy.
    I fainted.
    I woke up to see that snobby girl helping me up.
    Are you okay?
    What happened?
    You just fainted after I showed you your picture on the latest magazine.
    Wait what?
    Yeah aren't you a famous model, Sasha?
    She laughed.
    C'mon! I'll take you home.
    I smiled.
    The girl had never acted this nice to me.
    I felt pretty cool,
    but everything was still confusing.

  8. edragon8 edragon8
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2021 3:46pm UTC
    There was this girl,
    who had a sapphire necklace,
    that was given to her from her mother,
    before she
    Though this necklace was no ordinary necklace,
    it was a one of a kind,
    that stayed with her forever,
    and never left her.
    So this girl,
    was sitting outside,
    eating lunch with her friend,
    This so called friend,
    secretly wanted this necklace,
    because it was beautiful.
    So she begged her for it,
    and begged her for it,
    Obviously the necklace girl said no,
    so Jessica got
    She pulled at the necklace,
    and pulled,
    and freakin
    until the necklace
    fell into Jessica's hands.
    The girl tried to take it back,
    but Jessica ran off.
    Just then,
    rain started pouring,
    and then it flooded.
    Really flooded.
    The ground turned into an ocean,
    and the school turned into a floating roof.
    Cars sank into the water,
    and people screamed.
    The girl shouted for Jessica to give it back,
    but Jessica
    The necklace floated,
    leaving her body
    and drown.
    The girl grabbed the necklace,
    and the flood seeped into the ground.
    As she put it on,
    she heard it whisper,
    Wonderful job,
    my little

  9. edragon8 edragon8
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2021 3:09pm UTC
    Welcome to Witty, doc. *evil laugh*


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