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RainbowPanda
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August 29, 2011 2:30am UTC

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lanapoll
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August 28, 2011 7:17pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
when your friend thinks she can lose her virginity to a tampon.

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xokendraxo14
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August 28, 2011 11:33pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN;
Lady Gaga accepts the Best Female Award dressed as a man

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Althearose
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August 29, 2011 12:02am UTC

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xashleyx01
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August 28, 2011 9:09pm UTC

Those ninja moves
you make
when you are about to
drop your phone.

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BeautifulMonsterx3
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 9:21pm UTC

Irene Crushed My Car
& Ate My Diary.
Screw You Irene.
nmf
♥♥♥

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lydiaxoxx
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August 29, 2011 12:09am UTC

Rebecca Black at the Vma's. oh boy. So many seats. Which one will she take?

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madalynmarie
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August 28, 2011 8:16pm UTC

STD.
stopthedrama.

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nssassychick
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August 28, 2011 9:34pm UTC

Goodbye Summer, Hello Fall.
Goodbye swim suits, Hello extra warm bras.
Goodbye shorts, Hello Jeans.
Goodbye Sunglasses, Hello Hats.
Goodbye bathing suit covers, Hello Sweatshirts.
Goodbye flipflops, Hello Uggs.
Goodbye fireworks, Hello Bonfires.
Goodbye swimming parties, Hello Football games♥
Fall, you were especially missed♥.

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timbit4567
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 10:26pm UTC

Does anyone else think
Lady Gaga plays a man a little too well?

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HowToSaveALife
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August 29, 2011 12:55am UTC

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niki12354
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August 28, 2011 8:26pm UTC

Did you know?
If you say "beer can" in a British accent, it sounds like "bacon" in a Jamaican accent.
You just tried it, didn't you?

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RawrLexixD
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 8:00pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN...
You're sitting with your dad and a Tampon/Pad commercial comes on...
nmf

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LiveToInspire
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August 28, 2011 10:06pm UTC

☆ ★ ☆
★ ☆ ★ According to phycological studies;
You are 20 % more beautiful than you believe.
Thats cause when you look at yourself,
you notice all your
Flaws.
But when someone else looks at you, they see the
Full Package♥

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Raymatts
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 10:33pm UTC

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
The freshman girl,
oh so shy,
sits and watches the sophmore guy.
The sophmore guy,
with his head in a whirl,
sits and watches the junior girl.
The junior girl,
in her red sedan,
sits and watches the senior man.
But the senior man,
all hot and wild,
secretly loves the freshman child.
nmf/ nmq but I love it
♥
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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preciouswings
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 10:27pm UTC

Fave this for the puppy,who was lit on fireby a group of ignorant, devilish teenagers,who should rot in hell for what they've done.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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niftyfoshizzle
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 8:16pm UTC

London Tipton's really great
really great
really great
London Tipton's really great
and deserves the opposite of hate
WHICH IS LOVE!
anyone else remember this? ♥

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OMGIMATACO
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August 28, 2011 9:19pm UTC

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destinyrae615
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August 28, 2011 9:21pm UTC

Witty should have an app! Fav if you agree.
♥ ♥ ♥

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livelovedance
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 9:40pm UTC

breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck?•••••••
well breaking a condom is 18.

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