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lanapoll

1. lanapoll
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2012 5:32pm UTC
   *i'm from australian*
   me: can i borow a rubber?
   american boy: aren't we moving a little fast
   me: whut
   american boy: you know rubber means condom..
   me: ..
   american boy: ..
   me: ERASER! I NEED AN ERASER
   
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2. lanapoll
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2012 5:29pm UTC
   *i'm from australian*
   me: can i borow a rubber?
   american boy: aren't we moving a little fast
   me: whut
   american boy: you know rubber means condom..
   me: ..
   american boy: ..
   me: ERASER! I NEED AN ERASER
   
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3. lanapoll
   posted a quote
   December 9, 2012 8:48pm UTC
   i think the reason ginger's don't have a soul is because ed sheeran stole them all
   
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4. lanapoll
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   November 9, 2012 7:28pm UTC
   "You're so hot," I whispered to my laptop as I took it off my lap.
   
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5. lanapoll
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   November 5, 2012 12:07am UTC
   Me: Mom help my boyfriend fell and can't get up!
   Mom: Pick up your stupid poster and shut up.
   
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6. lanapoll
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2012 8:55pm UTC
   brother: i feel sick in the stomach
   me: google what's wrong with you
   brother: omg mum
   mum: what?
   brother:
   mum:
   brother:
   mum:
   brother: i'm pregnant
   me: ... really
   
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7. lanapoll
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   November 4, 2012 8:21pm UTC
   *Listening to Little Things by One Direction*
   Harry: 'you never want to know how much you weigh you still have to squeeze into your jeans'
   Me: He's totally writing about me. We're in love. That's right. I finally admitted it.
   Friend:
   Me:
   Friend:
   Me:
   Friend: I'm scared for you.
   
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8. lanapoll
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2012 7:15pm UTC
   can we please stop this religious fighting?
   everyone has a belief and it's their right.
   
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9. lanapoll
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2012 2:27am UTC
   brother: i feel sick in the stomach
   me: google what's wrong with you
   brother: omg mum
   mum: what?
   brother:
   mum:
   brother:
   mum:
   brother: i'm pregnant
   me: ... really
   
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10. lanapoll
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 4:22am UTC
    We stopped looking for the monsters under our bed,
    when we realised they were inside our head.
    
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11. lanapoll
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 3:51am UTC
    *watches One Direction ad*
    me: omg niall, my body is ready
    mum: whut
    me: whut
    mum:
    me:
    mum: sweet jesus
    
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12. lanapoll
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    love who you want because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter
    
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13. lanapoll
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 12:32am UTC
    me: OMFG NIALL OMG I LOVE YOU PLEASE MARRY ME OMG OMG OMG OMG I CAN'T BREATHE THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BBY.
    niall: .. thanks. want me to sign anything?
    me: i want to lick you
    niall: wait whut
    me: i said sign my poster.
    niall:
    me:
    niall:
    me:
    niall: but-
    me: poster.
    
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14. lanapoll
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    pedophile: get in the van.
    normal person: no! omg i'm gonna call 911!
    pedophile: get in the van.
    me: is there candy?
    
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15. lanapoll
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Nos·tal·gi·a - A sentimental longing for the past, typically for a period or place with happy personal associations.
    
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16. lanapoll
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 5:58am UTC
    Nos·tal·gi·a - A sentimental longing for the past, typically for a period or place with happy personal associations.
    
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17. lanapoll
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 5:11am UTC
    they tell us to be ourselves,
    then they go and judge us.
    
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18. lanapoll
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    Messages
    Him
    Call
    FaceTime
    Contact >
    I love you..
    Send
    60/160
    Stop!
    He's too good for you.
    OK
    
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19. lanapoll
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 11:00pm UTC
    Messages
    Ex
    Call
    FaceTime
    Contact >
    Hey jerk! I'm so much better of without you! I made out with your best friend tonight, so SMD! HAHAHAHA i still love you.. take me back.. please.
    Send
    60/160
    Stop!
    You are so intoxicated
    OK
    
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20. lanapoll
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    oh i swear to you,
    i'll be there for you.
    ♥this is not a drive by
    
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