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timbit4567

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Member Since: 6 Aug 2011 09:04pm

Last Seen: 4 Jan 2013 11:56pm

user id: 204593

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  1. timbit4567 timbit4567
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 10:10am UTC
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    I love those random memories that can make me smile to matter what is going on in my life right now♥
    Format credit to: Foormats
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  2. timbit4567 timbit4567
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    Stupid people are dangerous.
    - Katniss Everdeen

  3. timbit4567 timbit4567
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Snookie is expecting her baby on December 21, 2012.
    I guess the mayans knew what they were taking about....
    nmf/nmq

  4. timbit4567 timbit4567
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    There is no angry way to say
    'bubbles.'
    ...you know you tried.
    nmf/nmq
    Scientists say the world is made of
    protons, neutrons, and electrons.
    they forgot to mention
    morons.

  5. timbit4567 timbit4567
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Hampsters are alot like cigarettes,
    both perfectly harmless...
    until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
    -Will Farrel
    nmf/nmq

  6. timbit4567 timbit4567
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 1:46am UTC
    September 11, 2001, was one of the worst days in American history. The firefighters were all volunteers who came and helped look for survivors, and many of them lost their lives. But guess what? They weren't invited to the opening of the World Trade Center Memorial. Neither were the police officers that kept the crowds in line or led people to safety. This is wrong, and its all because there "Isn't enough room." This is unfair to the firefighters and police officers who put their lives on the line to save others.

  7. timbit4567 timbit4567
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 1:10am UTC
    Frank Demartini. Pablo Ortiz.
    Are not common household names. But when I think of hero's, they are the first people who come to my mind. On that fateful day, instead of shutting down and saving themselves, they kept everyone calm and saved the lives of 77 people. Frank and his friend Pablo started a chain reaction. I do not know if these men knew that their actions could effect everyone they met that day, but it did, and it was for the best. They knew that their duty was to go up and rescue others, not go down and save themselves. When these men saved people, the people they saved felt the need to help others. In total 6,000 people escaped the North Tower. Yes, Frank and Paul directly saved 77 people. But indirectly they could have saved many more. These brave, strong, hardworking men died that day when the towers collapsed.
    Frank Demartini. Pablo Ortiz.
    Heroes of the 88th floor.
    World Trade Center
    September 11, 2001.
    So now I challenge you. What would you do in their situation? Start a chain reaction, set a good example, and people will surely follow.

  8. timbit4567 timbit4567
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 11:02pm UTC
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  9. timbit4567 timbit4567
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    So, yesterday i was making weird faces at this So
    really hot kid who's in my grade in the parking lot. I usually do this in my sisters car with tinted windows, but today her car was getting cleaned, so we took my dads car. I noticed the kid was staring at me and looked kinda freaked out. Then I realized:
    "These windows aren't tinted are they?"
    "Nope."
    "Perfect."

  10. timbit4567 timbit4567
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 12:51pm UTC
    If she still has her virginity, she's too good for you bro.

  11. timbit4567 timbit4567
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    Dude,
    I said you could borrow my pencil.
    NOT STEAL IT.

  12. timbit4567 timbit4567
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    We all have that one grandparent who tries to make us fat.

  13. timbit4567 timbit4567
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 2:05pm UTC
    SPENCER REID <3
    CRIMINAL MINDS.

  14. timbit4567 timbit4567
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 10:26pm UTC
    Does anyone else think
    Lady Gaga plays a man a little too well?

  15. timbit4567 timbit4567
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    Fluffernutters are my weakness... and i hate myself.
    - Awkward.
    funniest quote ever from that show.♥

  16. timbit4567 timbit4567
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 11:49pm UTC
    Have you ever wondered..
    What makes a popular girl popular? we make them popular by telling others they are popular.

  17. timbit4567 timbit4567
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    When I'm older I'm going to name all my kids NUMBERS but have them all out of order.
    Just to confuse people (:

  18. timbit4567 timbit4567
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    Theres always that one cheap dad on every Disney Channel show.

  19. timbit4567 timbit4567
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 5:58pm UTC
    Anyone else wish that Leonardo Dicaprio stayed the same age he was in
    Titanic?
    </3

  20. timbit4567 timbit4567
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    Me: Whatcha Doin'?
    Him: Your Mom! *starts laughing hysterically*
    Me: HA! Jokes on you i have two dads!
    *silence*

:)

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