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niftyfoshizzle

1. niftyfoshizzle
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2012 11:09pm UTC
   holy crap ok so i haven't logged on in 37 years and all my old quotes made me wanna die inside heLP
   
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2. niftyfoshizzle
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2012 2:50pm UTC
   Who's "feat."?
   He's in like every song!
   
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3. niftyfoshizzle
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2012 7:41pm UTC
   Mean Girls Quotes #3
   My breasts can always tell when it's raining
   it's like i have espn or something.
   
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4. niftyfoshizzle
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2012 7:34pm UTC
   Mean Girls Quote #2
   I don't hate you because you're fat
   you're fat because i hate you.
   
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5. niftyfoshizzle
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2012 7:31pm UTC
   Mean Girls Quotes #1
   Nice wig janice what's it made of?
   YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR.
   
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6. niftyfoshizzle
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2011 9:14pm UTC
   FAVE THIS QUOTE IF
   you think Kingsley & JennaMarbles should host
   Teen Choice Awards 2012
   
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7. niftyfoshizzle
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   December 26, 2011 9:11pm UTC
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8. niftyfoshizzle
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   December 18, 2011 6:27pm UTC
   Hey You,
   Yeah you. The one reading this. The one with the teary eyes, the one that thinks everything is wrong, the one that thinks they're never be good enough, the one that feels alone in the world. Wipe your tears, put down that knife, and listen to me. You have a reason to be here, a reason that you haven't ran away, killed yourself, or left the world. It's because you're worth it. You may not think of yourself as an importance, but believe it or not, you're the most beautiful thing in the world in someone elses eyes. You're too young to leave, you still have years of life ahead of you.
   Don't give up.
   
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9. niftyfoshizzle
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   December 12, 2011 6:35pm UTC
   I got 99 chores but I ain't did one
   -Lay-Z
   
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10. niftyfoshizzle
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    December 12, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    lol at my love life.
    
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11. niftyfoshizzle
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    December 11, 2011 9:18pm UTC
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12. niftyfoshizzle
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    December 11, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    Me: *sneezes*
    Class: *silence*
    Most popular girl in the grade: *sneezes*
    Class: "god bless you sweatheart jesus lord let god protect you from that horrible sneeze."
    
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13. niftyfoshizzle
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    December 6, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    You're 13.
    You smoke, you're not a virgin, & you wear more makeup than you do clothes.
    Your mom must be so proud of you.
    
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14. niftyfoshizzle
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    December 5, 2011 5:50pm UTC
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15. niftyfoshizzle
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    December 4, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    Girl: i look grooss
    Boy: You spelt beautiful wrong.
    No, you spelt gross wrong.
    
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16. niftyfoshizzle
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    November 29, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    how i see a test while i'm taking it:
    98*4524(75337^244)/102
    how i see a test when i get it back:
    1+1=2
    
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17. niftyfoshizzle
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    November 28, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    Just because she doesn't have
    100+ likes on her profile picture, it doesn't mean she's not gorgeous. every girl is beautiful.
    it's society that's ugly.
    
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18. niftyfoshizzle
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    November 28, 2011 12:02am UTC
    Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her butt. TUNECHI.
    
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19. niftyfoshizzle
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    November 27, 2011 11:06pm UTC
    Drake: There's a New Jersey?
    Josh: Yeah, they just opened it!
    
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20. niftyfoshizzle
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    November 27, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    Cool story hoe.
    
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