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my name is niki. so i never come on here anymore. i'm really sorry, but life is just insane right now. if you want to talk to me, i have a twtter @nikit4stic

  1. niki12354 niki12354
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    if god has a plan for me....
    then i really hope that plan has unlimited texting and internet usage

  2. niki12354 niki12354
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    i can't wait for the day where i introduce my little sister to the concept of a "fangirl" and "fandoms." like show her all this stuff and tumblr and witty and suck her into the drama and the shipping and the meltdowns and the gifs and the fan fiction and the hours spent every day on useless stuff and the feels and the crying and the late nights and the obsessing and the giant wars you battle in and the secret shrine creations and spending all your money on merch and just like basically ruin her life forever. omg revenge is so sweet.

  3. niki12354 niki12354
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    Ok so what the heck do I have to do
    To get my hands on Obama's speechwriter...
    Like that guy is HOT
    With a capital HUH

  4. niki12354 niki12354
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    You're the thought in my dreams.
    You're the vision in my eyes.
    You're the sound in my ears.
    You're the words in my mouth.
    You're everything I need.
    You're everything I want.
    You're everything that makes me, me.

  5. niki12354 niki12354
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    When the world
    asked them why,
    T H E Y J U S T
    r e p l i e d ( t o t h o s e o t h e r s ) +///+
    why nOT ?

  6. niki12354 niki12354
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    s c a r e m e m o r e t h a n t h e r e a s o n [x] [x] [x]

  7. niki12354 niki12354
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    Life is a test

  8. niki12354 niki12354
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    You think that not getting caught in a lie
    Is the same thing as telling the truth.

  9. niki12354 niki12354
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    "What do you do when you can't sleep?"
    "I stay awake."
    - "The Interpreter"

  10. niki12354 niki12354
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    "Everyone who loses somebody wants revenge on someone, on God if they can't find anyone else. But in Africa, in Matobo, the Ku believe that the only way to end grief is to save a life. If someone is murdered, a year of mourning ends with a ritual that we call the Drowning Man Trial. There's an all-night party beside a river. At dawn, the killer is put in a boat. He's taken out on the water and he's dropped. He's bound so that he can't swim. The family of the dead then has to make a choice. They can let him drown or they can swim out and save him. The Ku believe that if the family lets the killer drown, they'll have justice but spend the rest of their lives in mourning. But if they save him, if they admit that life isn't always just... That very act can take away their sorrow."
    -Silvia Broome from "The Interpreter"

  11. niki12354 niki12354
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    i learned more from the random discussions we have during the class
    then what we were supposed to be learning

  12. niki12354 niki12354
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    &&it's funny how
    the butterflies
    scare me more
    that the reason why
    i have them

  13. niki12354 niki12354
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 10:18am UTC
    watching a movie with this character you really hate
    and throwing popcorn at the screen saying
    just me??

  14. niki12354 niki12354
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    a ship in port
    M A Y B E S A F E T H E R E [x] [x] [x]

  15. niki12354 niki12354
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 7:30pm UTC

  16. niki12354 niki12354
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    never look back darling;

  17. niki12354 niki12354
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 7:16pm UTC
    Spinning like a girl in a brand new dress
    We had the big wide city all to ourselves
    Blocking out the noise with the sound of "I need you"
    And for the first time I had
    Something to lose

  18. niki12354 niki12354
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    Things Americans Say and What They Really Mean
    1. When an American shop assistant says, “Have a nice day!”
    Translation: “Honestly, I don’t care what kind of day you have. But please tell my manager I was friendly so I get extra commission.”
    Definitely doesn’t mean: “I will sob myself to sleep if I subsequently learn that you had a less than adequate day.”
    2. When an American you’ve just met says, “Let’s have lunch sometime.”
    Translation: “Let’s never ever eat a meal together.”
    Definitely doesn’t mean: “I urgently need to see you put food in your mouth.”
    3. When an American friend says, “I hooked up with…”
    Translation: “I had s3x with/kissed/hung out with…”
    Definitely doesn’t mean: “I attached myself to someone with a metal clasp.”
    4. When American parents say, “Good job!”
    Translation: “Hey! Everyone! My two-year-old is a genius because he split an infinitive, then corrected himself! Also, he went pee-pee in the potty.”
    Definitely doesn’t mean: “Excellent career choice. Well done son.”
    5. When a drunken American says, “I’m actually Irish.”
    Translation: “My great great grandfather was part Irish. Or at least that’s what I heard.”
    Definitely doesn’t mean: “I’m Irish.”
    6. When a sarcastic American says, “You do the math.”
    Translation: “Work it out, fish brain.”
    Definitely doesn’t mean: “Please do some long division immediately.”
    7. When an annoying American says, “Your shirt is so cute!”
    Translation: “That’s one good looking upper body garment, be it a vest top, a t-shirt or an actual bona fide shirt – with cuffs and a collar.”
    Definitely doesn’t mean: “I’m sexually attracted to your blouse.”
    8. When an annoyed American says, “I could care less.”
    Translation: “I couldn’t care less.”
    Definitely doesn’t mean: “I could care less.”
    9. When an American with a full bladder says, “I need to use the restroom.”
    Translation: “I need the loo.”
    Definitely doesn’t mean: “I need to find a room where I can have a quiet lie down.”
    10. When a festive American says, “Happy holidays!”
    Translation: “Happy culturally non-specific celebration in late December/early January!”
    Definitely doesn’t mean: “Have a nice time in Ibiza.”
    (not mine, found it funny)

  19. niki12354 niki12354
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    "Life is not a mp3 player where you can play what you want, life is a radio where you have to enjoy what is being played."- Zayn Malik ♥

  20. niki12354 niki12354
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    "Do you remember in kindergarten, how you'd meet a kid, and know nothing about them, then 10 seconds later you're playing like you're best friends, because you didn't have to be anything but yourself?"
    -High School Musical


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