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BlackButterflies
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September 22, 2012 4:55pm UTC

on the x-factor:
simon: whats your name?
lady: panda
simon: what?!
lady: panda, like the bear.
simon: why were you called panda?
lady: well, my mom was in jail when she had me, and her cell mate was white, and she was black, so they just came up with the name.

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ThatsSoMeee
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September 19, 2012 3:23pm UTC

You know what I think hurts the most?
The feeling of being replaced.
It’s like no matter what you did, it wasn’t enough.
And no matter what you do to try
and capture their heart again, doesn’t seem to work.
And you’re suddenly left thinking that you’ll never be enough.
And a sudden sadness captures your heart
that never really leaves.

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xokoalaxx26
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 7:18pm UTC

I GET AWKWARD
when someone compliments
me and I don't know what to say:
Them: You look pretty today!
Me: Happy Birthday

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 3:36pm UTC

Everyone has a certain part
in their lives
where they truly wish they could just freeze time.
Whether it was three years ago, today, or still to come.
Whether it was just a moment, a whole day, or a whole summer.
Everyone has a time in their life when they wish
everything would just stop.
The world would stop turning
and people would stop changing because to them,
at that time,
everything was perfect.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Imagine if foods and people switched names
"Spaghetti, it's time for dinner."
"What are we having?"
"Margret."

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 7:47pm UTC

When i have kids,
I'm definetly gonna mess with them all the time.
Even when nothing happened, i'm gonna act like they're in trouble and just be like
"Why'd the teacher call me today?"
or
"what kid were you harassing!?"
"DON'T LIE TO YOUR MOTHER"
Then im gonna watch the kid fess up and crumble. and just be the worst parent ever.

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nova ♥*
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 9:30pm UTC

A girl in my math class recently attempted committing suicide.
as she walked into class this morning the four popular boys in our class stood up and started singing You Don't Know You're Beautiful by One Direction to her. The whole class was so touched by what the boys did.
I haven't lost all hope in our world just yet.

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vieragurl
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 8:41pm UTC

Normal people flirting:
I think you are really cute. *winks*
Me flirting:
Your face looks as hot as a bacon strip......I like bacon. *does weird eye twitch*

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 7:28pm UTC

Are you a camera?
because whenever i see you, i smile.

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Shar326
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 6:54pm UTC

Pretty girl: I just got 100 likes on my photo
Athletic person: I just beat everyone in school at running
Smart person: I just got straight A's on my report card
Popular person: Lol 5 guys asked me out today and I turned all of them down
Me: I can breathe...

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 8:11pm UTC

"You're beautiful"
I say as I trail my crusor down your face
tumblr

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xteamnialler
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 9:10pm UTC

I can safely assume that 98% of you should be doing homework right now.

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KoalaGurl125
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 7:22pm UTC

Me: *On my period*
Friend: OMG you have to hear this joke!
Me: Dont talk to me.
Crush: Hey:)
Me: Don't talk to me.
Teacher: Please answer question 5
Me: 34. Now dont talk to me.
Mom: Want this chocolate i bought today?
Me: Dont talk to me.
Mom:
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Brother:
Me: Wait did you say chocolate

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 5:08pm UTC

what's the html code
to be attractive

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YouAreLovedXo
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 6:00pm UTC

"Don't move, there's something in your hair."
" GET IT OOOFFFF! GET IT OOOFFFFFFFFFFF!

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 5:18pm UTC

-At a school assembly-
Principal: Now, we're here to talk about technology. How many people have a Facebook?
A bunch of people: *raise hands*
Principal: Okay, good. Now, what are some cool things about Facebook?
Person: You can poke people!
Guy behind me: Pfftt, why poke people on Facebook when you can do it in real life?
Guy behind me: *starts poking me*
Me: *whips around and punches him hard*
Principal: I believe this has just proved that poking people online is better than poking them in real life.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 7:38pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Saying "What?"
And then realizing what they said a second later.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Me: Hey can I borrow a pencil?
Student: Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser
Me: Life doesn't have an eraser
Student: That was deep, man
n m q

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 5:30pm UTC

SHOUTOUT
to the people in school
who stop in the middle of the hallway
everyone hates you

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