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on the x-factor:

simon: whats your name?

lady: panda

simon: what?!

lady: panda, like the bear.

simon: why were you called panda?

lady: well, my mom was in jail when she had me, and her cell mate was white, and she was black, so they just came up with the name.

 
 


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on the x-factor: simon: whats your name? lady: panda simon: what?!

1404 faves · 16 comments · Sep 22, 2012 4:55pm

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HannaKScar · 1 decade ago
"DON'T LET SIMON SEE ME LIKE THIS!!"
"You see this necklace simon? it says single just for you baby"
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dragonfly26 · 1 decade ago
I'm dying.... XD
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mars* · 1 decade ago
Demi's reaction to the story was so funny!!
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amazed* · 1 decade ago
lol saw that on tumblr...that's hilarious
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ReGaN · 1 decade ago
Hey (: do you guys have an instagram? You should follow me : @itss_regaan . thank you .
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StarsareRachelBerry · 1 decade ago
Omg I saw this one, it was so funny. I thought Simon was such a douche , tho, when Demi said that Panda was amazing and he was like 'who's Panda?' And this guy went on saying that she was taking to the hospital and Demi was like 'OMG WHAT HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!' And Simon was like 'Who is Panda?'

It's sad cus Panda has a crush on him
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daisy101 · 1 decade ago
When she said that I couldn't contain myself. That was so funny
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kd00 · 1 decade ago
turns out she was amazing!
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carson5482 · 1 decade ago
Hahah, that was so funny! But she was awesome!
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Sonny84 · 1 decade ago
omggg i remember! and she was like carried out on a stretcher...
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HannahLooksHawt · 1 decade ago
youtube.com/watch?v=ID34lX_4m5I
That's for everyone who wants to see her audition :)
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AlyssaXx4434 · 1 decade ago

Oh my God, did that actually happen? I have to look that up XD
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pinkhairdontcare · 1 decade ago
AHHH I SAW THAT and I was laughing so hard!!!
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ChikinNewdleMallerzz · 1 decade ago
Oh my God, this seriously happened?!? I have no idea what to think about this... lol o.o
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cathycat15 · 1 decade ago
Saw tht! Lol so funny. Then Simon said Demi was infectious after she hugged her xD
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LacedRibbon · 1 decade ago
Oh I saw that lady. I loved her to death. She was so sweet and lovable. I wanted to give her a hug. (:
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