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  1. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    Four year old me: Omg dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets!!
    Me now: Omg dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets!!

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    somthing to ponder over:
    the kids born in 2000 will be teenagers next year.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    it's funny because even to this day,
    I have never ate a twinkie. and now that they’re going out of business, I feel like I missed out on something great.

  4. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    I typed an essay
    in Word about Bugs Bunny, I then saved it as "Whats Up.doc"

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    i was on some website and i saw this:
    "my ten year old brother asked if i ever went to a one direction signing, that he would like to come with
    her: why do you want to go? you hate when i talk about one direction or hear their music.
    brother: i want to thank them for something.
    her: what for?
    brother: making the scars on your wrist dissapear."
    faith in the lower generation has been restored.

  6. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
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    November 20, 2012 5:13pm UTC
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  7. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
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    November 20, 2012 3:18pm UTC
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  8. lovecrazy lovecrazy
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    November 20, 2012 2:44pm UTC
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  9. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    Harry Styles @Harry_Styles
    What's a "d" and why do you all seem to want mine?
    actual tweet^

  10. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    9 year olds are swearing
    10 year olds have boyfriends and girlfriends
    11 year olds are kissing
    12 year olds are giving oral
    13 year olds are getting their heartbroken
    14 year olds aren't virgins
    15 year olds are wasted
    16 year olds are doing drugs
    17 year olds are pregnant
    18 year olds are emotional wreck and commit suicide
    Our generations problem?
    we all tried growing up to fast.

  11. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    Me&my little brother fighting over remote:
    Me: if you dont give it to me, i will lick you
    Brother: you gotta be careful some guys might actually say yes to that
    Me: 0_o

  12. ilovechu5 ilovechu5
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    August 2, 2012 3:23pm UTC
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  13. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    *Home alone* *Mom texts me*
    Mom: Make sure I licked the front door
    Me: ...
    Mom: licked*
    Me: um..
    Mom: Licked*
    Mom: Licked*
    Mom: WHAT THE HECK! I MENT LICKED!
    Me: lol
    Mom: SCREW THIS
    Me: locked*
    Mom: Yes. -.-

  14. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    **When My Name's In A Math Problem**
    Class: *Stares At Me*
    Me: That's Right B*tches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    I've really fallen for you
    and that's why everything hurts 100 times more...

  16. TheWeirdGuyNamedCole25 TheWeirdGuyNamedCole25
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    So I decided
    to be a good big brother, give my little sister something that she definitely deserves for her birthday, and get her One Direction tickets.
    hope you're happy now, sis.
    cost me my whole life savings.

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    Fan: if you were a hobo, what will your sign say?
    zayn: i don't have a bed, may i sleep in yours?
    format credit to OneDirection

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    class is too quiet
    stomach: ladies and gentlemen, I shall play the song of my people.

  19. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Girls Like me.
    Chapter 2.
    “I call spinning first!” Zoe snatched the bottle from Jake’s hands.
    “Okay, spaz.” Jake teased.
    “Wait, what happens if I land on Noah?” Zoe asked Jaycie.
    “I suggest you spin again.” She said sternly, pulling Noah closer to her.
    “Whatever.” Zoe brushed it off, giving the bottle a hard spin.
    It landed on Ryan.
    “Get it girl.” I laughed, knowing she had the biggest crush on him since 4thgrade.
    “It’s just a kiss, let’s be a little mature.” She gave me a glare.
    “Said the girl who can’t even say 69 without laughing.”
    She giggled a little, then without hesitation, kissed Ryan.
    Not that Zoe was a sl///t or anything, but she had kind of given herself a reputation for making out with guys.
    “It’s your turn to spin, Ryan.” Noah pointed out.
    He gripped the bottle tightly, then spun it on the carpet.
    I watched it spin around and around, until finally, it stopped.
    To everyone’s surprise, it landed on me.
    This was my chance to see if Jake really did still have feelings for me.
    “Get it girl.” Zoe mocked me.
    I rolled my eyes, leaving a big smirk on her face.
    I then leaned over to kiss Ryan.
    I placed my hands on his shoulders, kissing him passionately, making sure Jake could see.
    When I pulled away, Jake’s face was red with what looked to be anger.
    I gave a pleased smile, and then sat back down.
    It was then Jaycie’s turn, who spun until it landed on Noah.
    I understood that they were a couple and all, but it kind of defeated the purpose of the game to spin until it landed on the person you wanted to kiss.
    “Your turn, Jake.” Ryan handed the bottle to him.
    He took the bottle and placed it on the floor, taking in a deep breath.
    Then, he gave it a gentle spin.
    I watched it spin around and around, secretly hoping it’d land on me.
    Not because I wanted to kiss him, but because I wanted to show him what he could never have again.
    As the bottle came to a stop, it landed on Zoe.
    She went over to him, nearly sat on his lap, and made out with him.
    I clenched my fists, how could she?
    She knew how much I used to like him.
    As I watched them kiss, with her hands around his neck and his hands around her waist, I felt feelings growing inside of me.
    It was anger, it was hatred, it was revenge, and as much as I hated to admit it,
    It was jealousy.
    Thank you all again for the feedback [: I'm sorry for the chapter delay, but i've been trying to find a more efficient way to notify all of you. So, I came up with text message notifications. (These will be a lot faster.) You do not HAVE to do this, but for those of you who do, you will get your notification's before the people I notify via witty. If you are interested in text notifications, text your username to this #-- 603-522-7302 (It's an ipod number) I just think this will be a lot faster. ALSSO, i am beginning the hint thing like my last story.(: If this chapter gets 750 faves, i'll give you guys a hint in the next chapter.[:
    Also, for those who have requested layouts on my layout site, I apologize. I have decided to stop doing Layout requests because they take too long, and there are too many..However, I have added another one direction layout like many of you have requested.:p Characters are up on my profile [:
    No more asking for notifications. Notifying over 430..
    [[[ Fave--Comment--Follow ]]]
    © Format Credit; The.Mascara.Series

  20. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    7 reason to date a british boy:
    1. His accent
    2. Having someone call you love
    3. His accent
    4. They dress better than american boys
    5. His accent
    6. They're cuter than american boys
    7. His accent
    format credit to OneDirection/Quote made by Jill (DON'T STEAL)

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