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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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never_forget
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May 4, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Lights Flickering
Normal People: "The light needs to be changed."
Me: "The Hash Slinging Slasher!!"

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Lolax3
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May 4, 2012 5:41pm UTC

Does February march?
No , but April may.
{♥} if you get it.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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May 4, 2012 6:20pm UTC

Steps to avoid a sea bear
1) Dont ever eat cubed cheese
2) Never wear a sombrero
3) Never Ever screech like a chimpanzee
4) Don't wear a pink frilly dress
5) Don't wave flashlights around and around
Now you are protected from gettting attacted from a sea bear. If a sea bear in fact does come, make sure you draw a circle around yourself and dont make any fast movements

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timraandnicole
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May 4, 2012 5:50pm UTC

Hey! Don't pack up yet!
We still have 37 seconds left of class!
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k3mbr3y
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May 4, 2012 4:11pm UTC

"WHY?!?!"
"Because I said so!!!"
Good one mom, you should be a lawyer
nmf

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LilWayne145
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April 8, 2012 3:41pm UTC

I wanna be with you.
I want to cuddle while we watch a movie or play xbox.
something stupid like that.
I want to kiss you a million times,
and then a million times more.
I want your hand in mine all night,
Plain and simple,
I want you.

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lululala
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April 8, 2012 2:20pm UTC

"You ask!"
"No you ask!"
"No you ask!"
"No seriously! Will you ask?!"
"Fine! Excuse me...................
My friend would like to ask you something."
This happened to any of you before?!

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xotaracarr*
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April 7, 2012 10:30am UTC

People change,
things go wrong
but just remember,
life goes on.♥
mf/nmq

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
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April 6, 2012 8:41pm UTC

a drop in the
ocean, a change in the weather, i was praying that you and i might
end up together
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LoveyouForever365
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April 6, 2012 6:10pm UTC

It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
...Once my mom forgot me in a parking lot.
nmq/nmf

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