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Cinderelly

1. Cinderelly
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 9:09am UTC
   That awkward moment when you make a yo mama joke,
   to an orphan.
   
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2. Cinderelly
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2012 9:39pm UTC
   To all the people that think gay marriage is gross, unhealthy and unnatural, how would you feel if someone said,
   I am against straight marriage.
   It's gross, unnatural, and unhealthy. Straight marriage goes against my abstract, personal beliefs. Therefore I will stop at nothing until straight marriage is banned for everyone. I also believe the government should stay out of our lives, unless there is something I don't like, than I want the government to make it illegal. I'm better than you if you think otherwise.
   
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3. Cinderelly
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2012 12:37am UTC
   Sitting at home on my computer...
   mom: why don't you ever go hang out with your friends or have them come over?
   me: i didn't know i could.
   mom: of course you can!
   A couple days later...
   me: can someone sleep ov-
   mom: OMFG NO YOU SPOILED BRAT. I WORK ALL DAY AND YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GET TO HAVE FRIENDS OVER YOU LAZY A/S B/TCH.
   
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4. Cinderelly
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2012 12:30am UTC
   At 12 pm -
   mom: shut your computer off, it's time for bed.
   me: okay, ten more minutes?
   mom: fine.
   an hour later -
   me: maybe i should get off now.
   computer: lol no.
   
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5. Cinderelly
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2012 2:48pm UTC
   "People that wear sunglasses inside have to,
   because it's always sunny in douchville."
   
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6. Cinderelly
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2012 2:46pm UTC
   format by keegster
   The only person you should try to be better than,
   Is the person you were yesterday.
   
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7. Cinderelly
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2012 2:42pm UTC
   I'm on team Jesus,
   because Edward and Jacob can't save you.
   
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8. Cinderelly
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2012 12:00pm UTC
   it's a joke, not a dick,
   don't take it so hard.
   
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9. Cinderelly
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2012 3:09am UTC
   Just a few things besides Gay marriage/love the Bible bans:
   - The cosumption of pork
   - Tattoos
   - Working on Sundays
   - Rounded
   - Gossiping
   - S*x before marriage
   - The consumption of seafood
   - Divorce
   So, before you accuse gays of being ungodly h*rlots, check to make sure you aren't guilty of going against the Bible yourself. I honestly love my gay friends for having to courage to go against the norm, to love who they love and to want to be able to do it without adversity.
   Equal rights for ALL.
   notmyformat//tumblr
   
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10. Cinderelly
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    Oh, you've been dating for a week?
    Tell me more about how in love you guys are.
    
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11. Cinderelly
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    Girls without curves are like pants without pockets,
    you dont know where to put your hands.
    format by sandrasaurus
    
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12. Cinderelly
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    I'm looking forward to the day
    when cancer,
    is just a zodiac sign.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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13. Cinderelly
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    ♥
    Happy9th birthday Witty!
    nmf
    
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14. Cinderelly
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    I love walking in the rain
    because no one can see me crying. ♥
    
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15. Cinderelly
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    When they discover the center of the universe,
    alot of people will be disappointed to find out
    that they are not it.
    follow|fave|comment❤
    
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16. Cinderelly
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    I. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Pauses.❤
    
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17. Cinderelly
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    IDrama, lies, and tears
    Cheers to the teenage years.
    
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18. Cinderelly
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Dont pray for an easy life,
    Pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.♥
    - Bruce Lee
    nmf
    
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19. Cinderelly
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    Sometimes you forgive people,
    simply because you still want them in your life.
    
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20. Cinderelly
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    I lost five pounds! :D
    Did you remove the makeup from your face?!
    nmf
    
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