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Steps to avoid a sea bear
1) Dont ever eat cubed cheese
2) Never wear a sombrero
3) Never Ever screech like a chimpanzee
4) Don't wear a pink frilly dress
5) Don't wave flashlights around and around
   
Now you are protected from gettting attacted from a sea bear. If a sea bear in fact does come, make sure you draw a circle around yourself and dont make any fast movements
 
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Steps to avoid a sea bear 1) Dont ever eat cubed cheese 2) Never

1506 faves · 44 comments · May 4, 2012 6:20pm

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thebestscreamer · 9 years ago
I am now prepared. Thnx.
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RYERYE* · 9 years ago
oooh spongebob
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XoXoHaddenxchickXoXo · 9 years ago
it cant be an oval ethier (:
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malloryi98 · 9 years ago
You forgot to play the clarinet badly and stomping around and wearing clown shoes and wearing the sombrero in a GOOFY fashion! D: Oh No! now people will get mauled by Sea Bears because they don't know the proper steps!!! D:
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aml143 · 9 years ago
spongebob!
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HottBabeLuvzArse · 9 years ago
i dont get it
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blankwolf* · 9 years ago
omfg sea rhino
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UNICORN101 · 9 years ago
Poor Squidward D:
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Ashrox34 · 9 years ago
this is just like that episode from spongebob... someone watches SPONGEBOB haha!
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hafsah · 9 years ago
woooohooo SPONGEBOB
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aoifeecarthaaayx · 9 years ago
SEA BEAR. ROAR.
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masher33 · 9 years ago
its don't wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion and its a pink frilly skirt. you also forgot about the clown shoes and make sure its a circle not an oval x)
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xoxofayexoxo · 9 years ago
make sure its NOT ans Oval!
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.* · 9 years ago
SPONGEBOB!!
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YouLeftMeHereToBleed · 9 years ago
my childhood, omg.
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Faye12 · 9 years ago
IT'S DONT WEAR A SOMBRERO IN A GOOFY FASHION!!!
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DOMO246 · 9 years ago
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS OHHH SQUIDWARD YOU JUST HAD TOO DO EVERYTHING THAT SAID
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StarsareRachelBerry · 9 years ago
unless you're squidward. Than you're just screwed xD
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livlivo · 9 years ago
steps to avoid a sea rhinocerous: do not be involved in a sea bear attack
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24601* · 9 years ago
spongeyboby!
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