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malloryi98

1. malloryi98
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2012 11:07pm UTC
   Hey Guys!!(:
   If any of my followers see this that actually like me and keep up with me or anything then I just wanted to let you know that I made a new profile and if you want to just leave a comment to find out my new profile then I will gladly tell you but not right here I'll figure something out, but somebody found this witty and I just don't like the fact that somebody i know knows about my witty :p so yeah idk, this is probably my last quote on here, so see ya for now(:
   Love, Meee(:
   
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2. malloryi98
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 4:10pm UTC
   how bad was your breakup,
   on a scale from 1- Adele?
   Me: ....... Taylor Swift
   
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3. malloryi98
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2012 2:04pm UTC
   when you're on your period,
   and it feels like someone put an angry little leprechaun in your uteras and told it to do anything it thought might help to make your life suck.
   
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4. malloryi98
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2012 5:37pm UTC
   Sometimes I wonder
   How you can just stand by and watch
   As if you didn't do anything..
   
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5. malloryi98
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2012 4:38pm UTC
   ❤______❤______❤
   If I could be any food
   Iwould be a birthday cake,
   because it would be at least a year
   before I got eaten. Y
   `Liam Payne
   ❤______❤______❤
   HelloFormats
   
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6. malloryi98
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2012 4:28pm UTC
   ♡---♡---♡---♡---♡
   Haters are like crickets.
   They chirp and chirp all day,
   But then you walk by
   And they shut up!!
   ♡---♡---♡---♡---♡
   
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7. malloryi98
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2012 4:25pm UTC
   What doesn't
   kill ya..
   Well, usually succeeds the second attempt.
   `Mr. Krabs
   .
   format by HelloFormats
   
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8. malloryi98
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2012 4:19pm UTC
   SWEAT
   is FAT
   Crying
   HelloFormats
   
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9. malloryi98
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2012 3:45pm UTC
   I need a map,
   because i just got lost in your eyes
   format by sandrasaurus
   
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10. malloryi98
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    ONE TEQUILA
    TWO TEQUILA
    THREE TEQUILA
    FLOOR!
    
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11. malloryi98
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    Heros get remembered;
    Legends never die.
    Follow your heart and you'll never
    go wrong.
    ~the sandlot
    
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12. malloryi98
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    Keep the dream AliveHit the Snooze button. format by sandrasaurus
    
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13. malloryi98
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    Three girls asking to go out with theirBoyfriends; Hey Dad, Can I go out with LANCE to DANCE? Dad: Sure, whatever. Hey Dad, can I go out with PETE to EAT? Dad: Go for it. Hey Dad, Can I go out with REX... Dad: Stay here b i t c h format by sandrasaurus
    
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14. malloryi98
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment At the dentist when you don't know where to put you're tongue...
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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15. malloryi98
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    My friend David got his ID stolen...
    We just call him Dav now.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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16. malloryi98
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    If you love someone,Put their name in a circle,Not a heart.Because Hearts can be broken,But Circles go on forever<3
    
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17. malloryi98
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    So somebody on here said that Ii'mthey were going to stop straightening/ curling their hair for A while, and it inspired me to do the same. So starting tomorrow to the end of the school year I am going To stop using heat on my hair, at all . Not even a hairdryer.I just want to see what my hair looks like afterwards.So thank you to whoever did that.I would never have anyways,and the people who don't like it can suck my ****.:) (anybody else who decides to do it too go ahead it wasn't my idea in the first place)
    
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18. malloryi98
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    I just went to browse the Top Quotes, okay?Well guess what? There were 5 "pending moderation" quotes on just one page! I am so mad. So mad! People need to stop reporting every little thing on Witty! All the funny stuff is gone! The quote about "I like your eyes", GONE! The one about child abuse with the sheets, GONE! All of these amazing quotes are being deleted because people are freaking out and reporting everything. Now I know that you're trying to protect Witty and all that, but I don't like even going on here because I just get annoyed that almost every other quote is "pending moderation"!! Sorry about the vent but this is really peeing me the F off.Thank You for reading. nmf
    
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19. malloryi98
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    1800:The kingdommessanger: How was your trip fair knight? Knight: Twas long and hard. The kingdom messanger:Doth what she hath said. Times haven't changed very much...
    
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20. malloryi98
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    Beautiful♥
    
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