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  1. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1992
    When you meet a
    guy and he smells good,
    and it just makes him
    10 times hotter.
    tumblr

  2. sistahdear sistahdear
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    And then you realize,
    That all he is was just a flirt and everything that meant
    something to you, never made a difference to him.

  3. purple_flower purple_flower
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    My ceiling fan has 3 settings:
    1.Barely moving
    2.Kinda feels like its working
    3.Is going to fly off the ceiling and kill someone in a ceiling fan accident.

  4. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 5:54pm UTC
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  5. cl0udy cl0udy
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    "And they lived happily ever after"
    but who says....
    TOGETHER?
    nmf

  6. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 12:57pm UTC
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  7. Trishaaa Trishaaa
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    suicide isn't cowardly.
    wanna know what’s cowardly?
    TREATING SOMEONESO BADLY,
    >>>>>That they’d want to end their life.<

  8. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    When I get bored in class I read all those cheezy posters teachers put up around the classroom.
    Just me?

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    If school isn't a place to sleep
    then home isn't a place to study

  10. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 6:30pm UTC
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  11. bazinga bazinga
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 11:17am UTC
    Dear chocolate commercials,
    No one eats chocolate in slow motion with their eyes closed.
    Sincerely,normal people.

  12. JustMeh JustMeh
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    The two most honest people in the world.
    Drunk men and little kids...
    nmf

  13. Kailey♥* Kailey♥*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    You don't love a band
    IF YOU ONLY KNOW ONE OF THEIR SONGS.

  14. Gablzz Gablzz
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:45am UTC
    How do
    14 year olds get pregnant i can't even get a high-five from a guy

  15. xblondybbyx xblondybbyx
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 9:33am UTC
    That sad moment where you might not get to go trick or treating because of a hurricane coming to my state.

  16. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    i think
    Mother nature
    h a t e s
    halloween.

  17. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    Lol So True: #203
    That moment of pure disgust when you stick your hand under your desk and you touch someone's old gum.
    lolsotrue.com

  18. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    To everyone who has/is going to be affected by hurricane Sandy,
    Stay Safe! My school got cancelled because its going to directly hit us! Stay indoors! Everything will be okay! ill be praying for you all!!

  19. zebraspotz4 zebraspotz4
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    Today is my Birthday.
    And this is NOT for favs. I just have to document that im doing this.
    I decided today that im going to give myself a gift. A nice Birthday Present since i turn 14. Not new shoes, a purse, some makeup, no. This is even better. Im stopping. I quit. Im tired of living like this. Im tired of the pain i feel everyday. So im finally going to let myself go. Im going to free myself. Im finally ending this.
    Starting today, for every fav i get on this quote, i will not:
    cut myself
    force myself to throw up
    starve myself
    call myself ugly, fat, stupid, etc
    let the bullies get to me
    allow myself to be treated like i am
    im actually kind of scared, because i know this is going to be really hard. And thats the reason why im doing it for every fav, because seeing the support, seeing those hearts, i know im never going to go against my word if im promising it to you guys

  20. LaurelTree LaurelTree
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    The scariest word ever on a test:
    Explain

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