LaurelTree

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Member Since: 23 Oct 2012 05:44pm

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Location: Over the rainbow:)

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Hey there:)

Its a random, awkward, strange person here!

Je parle français! Parlez-vous français?

I love swimming, field hockey, the beach, snow, puppies, cats, etc!

And I love talking to people so chat me!

LaurelTree
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 6:41pm UTC

Weird things I have bought with friends:
-24 spoons. That's it.
-a quart of chocolate milk
-silly string. A lot of it.
-a pillowpet
-frosted animal crackers WITH SPRINKLES
-blue lipstick
-neurogasm (a drink)
-bunny shaped marshmallows
-ribbons
-chocolate with red pepper in it
-a mechanical santa
-blue fake eyelashes
lets say I've got some weird looks from cashiers...

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LaurelTree
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April 14, 2013 5:38pm UTC

Hi witty!
Ii just needed somewhere to write my feelings, so feel free to scroll past.
Recently, my friend Skylar passed away. He didn't die from drugs or suicide. He was born with water on his brain. He was multi handicapped his entire life. He died because of complications from the water on his brain.
I met Skylar in the beginning of 4th grade. He moved away at the end of 5th grade. I only knew him for two years, but he touched my heart forever. He was the sweetest nicest person I have ever met. He always had a smile on his face and always gave you hugs. Everyone adored him. How could they not? He was so happy and cheerful. At first I was nervous around him. I had never met anyone who was handicapped. It didn't take long for me to realize that he wasn't different and shouldn't be treated any different. I became close to him and loved to spend time with him. I was so happy when I found out he was in my 5th grade class too. However 6th grade came and I went to the middle school and Skylar moved away. I have never forgotten about him.
I just found out he died. How could someone so happy be gone? And why was he dead? Water. H2O. Something living things need for survival, but turned into his death. Life can be so cruel.
I am just so lucky to have met Skylar. You will never be forgotten.

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LaurelTree
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 1:08pm UTC

Fall in love?
It sounds so nice and graceful.
Not for me
It is more like trip, stumble, plunge, tumble down the stairs and end up all bruised at the bottom.

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LaurelTree
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 11:55am UTC

If you understand what you're doing,
you're not learning anything.

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LaurelTree
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 10:02am UTC

I'm not telling you it is going to be easy.
I'm telling you it is going to be worth it.

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LaurelTree
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March 3, 2013 11:08am UTC

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass
It is about learning to dance in the rain

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LaurelTree
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 10:28am UTC

The Bernie + Twerking + Thriller =
The Harlem Shake

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LaurelTree
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February 18, 2013 10:21am UTC

Women are angels, but, when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly on a broomstick.
We are flexible like that.

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LaurelTree
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 7:37pm UTC

Guess what tomorrow is!
thursday:p

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LaurelTree
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 6:01pm UTC

If I ever got a transgender operation
I would walk out and say
"I'm a real boy!"

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LaurelTree
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February 9, 2013 10:15am UTC

Plot twist: All the witty famous people are the same person

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LaurelTree
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 4:14pm UTC

Stop!
-In the name of love
-It's hammer time
-Collaborate & listen

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LaurelTree
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 7:44pm UTC

teh
Whenever I type really fast I always type "teh" instead of "the"
Always

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LaurelTree
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 7:37pm UTC

Am I only the only one who gets sad when they see a quote about someone wanting to leave Witty?
I usually have no idea who the person is, but it still makes me sad.

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LaurelTree
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 10:25pm UTC

I decided to be social today.
So I went to a party.
I only knew like two people there.
It was horrible and awkward.
Now I'm back on Witty.
Being social is bad.
Lesson=learned.

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LaurelTree
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 6:54pm UTC

Someone should write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader.

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LaurelTree
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 6:51pm UTC

Sometimes I ask myself,
What would Honey Badger do?

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LaurelTree
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 6:36pm UTC

I don't suffer from insanity.
I enjoy every minute of it.

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LaurelTree
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December 15, 2012 9:50pm UTC

So the world might end on December 21st
I have a 5 page paper due December 20th
...Well played teacher well played

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LaurelTree
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December 6, 2012 7:54pm UTC

My friend was having his birthday party
He unwrapped a present from my other friend (who is a guy)
It was an ipad box
And inside...
A period pad with the letter i on it
On the back there was a note:
"If you think getting this in front of a room full of girls was awkward
Imagine how awkward it was to ask my mom for a pad"

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