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  1. snickerlover snickerlover
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Signs of a broken heart
    You are sitting by yourself staring into space. You have a blank
    expression on but in your head there are a million thoughts.
    All. About. Him. You think about his smile, his laugh, his eyes.
    Everything. All the memories you had together. You think about
    his hand holding yours. How your fingers and his were a
    perfect match when they interlocked. You even remember the
    sound of his voice. Then, you think about the future.
    What would have happened? But you come back to reality.
    You remember that this is true, he is gone. A warn feeling
    goes through out your whole body. Your stomach turns and you get
    this feeling in your chest.
    The feeling of a broken heart.
    my quote/nmf

  2. Walshy Walshy
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Do you have a boyfriend?
    Pshh yeah..
    What's his name?
    Waldo.
    Where is he?
    I'm still looking.

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    They say sleep is good for the brain
    s o w h y i s n ' t i t a l l o w e d i n s c h o o l ?
    follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365

  4. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    follow for a follow :) format by neversaynever16
    That

    Awkward Moment When you're late for class and when you walk in, ............Everyone Stares At You Like You Killed Someone.

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    Me & Guy Friend trying to plug in computer cords:
    me: "ughh, there aren't enough holes for this!"
    him: "... that's what she said."
    me: "hahaha, stop it, we really need to finish this."
    him: "... that's what she said."
    me: "are you done yet?"
    him: *cracks up laughing* "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
    me: "okay, enough, this is getting painful."
    him: *snort* " stop it, my cheeks are starting to hurt.
    me: "... that's what she said"
    format belongs to blackbutterflies ;)

  7. luv2dance1024 luv2dance1024
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    They say the world is gonna end in 2012. Yet they can't even predict the weather(:

  8. brett_landon brett_landon
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    f ake friends.
    t rue thoughts.
    credit: thirteen c:

  9. shawn_the_man shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    90's kids
    fave it up :)

  10. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    "Quick, everyone act natural!"
    *Everyone strikes the most un-natural pose ever*

  11. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    A girl's laughter
    is much more cheerful than a boy's.
    But a boy's cry
    is a lot more meaningful than a girl's.

  12. QuQu101 QuQu101
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 11:47am UTC
    I don't know you, but
    you're on witty so there's
    obviously something right with you

  13. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    I think you're beautiful. I love you.
    No. Shut up. You made me die on temple run.

  14. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    Your pinky is the smallest finger but its capable of holding the biggest secrets.
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥♥

  15. danzakuduro danzakuduro happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    French English
    vol escape
    de from
    mort death
    DAY = MADE

  16. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    that awkward
    moment when someone's
    voice doesn't match
    their appearance.

  17. inceptionluva0316 inceptionluva0316
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    Today in health class,
    We had to write what we looked for in
    someone when we wanted to date them. On
    the guy’s side they had words like “hot , big
    boobs…” ect. But then one boy named
    Tommy raised his hand and said the word,
    BEAUTIFUL.
    Our health teacher said, “No we already
    have hot, on the board.” and went to the
    next person. But
    Tommy said,
    “No, hot is when you look at a girls body
    and
    their looks, but beautiful is when you look
    at a
    girl’s feelings and personality.”
    The whole class was speechless<3.

  18. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    I wish that RIP meant;
    Return If Possible ♥

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    Putting on Headphones
    and it seems like suddenly everbody wants to talk.
    jimmy365
    my format:)

  20. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    What If Condoms Had Sponsors?
    Nike Condoms: Just do it.
    Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
    Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
    Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
    Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
    California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
    Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
    Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
    Campbell's Soup Condoms: 'Mmm, 'mmm good.
    M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands
    *saw it online (:

:)

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