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shawn_the_man

1. shawn_the_man
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2015 9:52pm UTC
   Hey Hi Hello
   (someone please help me edit my profile)
   -Shawn
   
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2. shawn_the_man
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2015 9:46pm UTC
   Yo....I haven't been online in over 3 years. I'm pretty sure all the people I used to talk to are gone.
   But HI! I'm Shawn :)
   
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3. shawn_the_man
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 2:10pm UTC
   she's gone
   I am so lost right now
   
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4. shawn_the_man
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2012 5:34pm UTC
   We've been dating for 3 months
   I love her. She's my world. She's about all I think about. She means so much to me, and I can honestly say that I love her.
   But, today we found out that her dad is being transfered in his company to another firm in Arizona.
   She's leaving me in 2 months.
   2 months is all we have. Then she'll be gone.
   I know its not very manly, but I'm literally crying right now.
   I dont know what to do </3
   
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5. shawn_the_man
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2012 9:25pm UTC
   The Pink Panther
   he was shot in the head
   was it fatal?
   yes
   how fatal?
   completely
   I need to speak to him now
   You can't....he's dead.
   Ahh....
   
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6. shawn_the_man
   posted a quote
   April 29, 2012 7:40pm UTC
   My girlfriends sister made a little play for my girlfriend and me....it was a wedding.
   She said "this is practice for when you really get married. But I have to be that flower girl"
   She's 4
   
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7. shawn_the_man
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2012 11:16pm UTC
   Yesterday, I was walking home from school, and some guy was leaning out his window a few stories up screaming
   "IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!"
   My life = made
   True story
   
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8. shawn_the_man
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2012 7:41pm UTC
   Hey, it's Shawn
   I think I might be leaving Witty. And no, this is not for attention, so let me tell you why.
   When I first came here, people were so nice. I got tons of faves on quotes, followers, comments, ect. But now, I feel completely ignored all the time. And, a girl told me that people only talked to me and payed attention to me here because I'm a boy. But now, she says, since I have a girlfriend, no one cares and no one wants to talk to me or fave my quotes.
   I thought people here liked me and my quotes because of the content, not just for being a boy. and now, since I'm dating the most wondeful girl in the world, girls think since i'm not "available", they don't need to pay any attention to me.
   And it hurts.
   I don't want to leave Witty, but lately it's just not the same. Not only because of teh 1D quotes, since my sister is obsessed with them and I get force-fed information about them everyday, so I'm used to it. But I feel like it's not fun anymore.
   Please remember you're all beautiful and I love you all :)
   and if you actually read this, thank you so much♥
   
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9. shawn_the_man
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2012 6:27pm UTC
   I love when I'm the middle of calss and it's so boring that I fall asleep in the classs right before lunch. And when I wake up, everyone has gone to lunch, but no one woke me up.
   And when I did wake up, the teacher just said
   "good morning, Shawn. Welcome to lunch detention"
   
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10. shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    I love you for you, and I would never try to change you.
    You will always be beautiful to me, not matter what.
    I want to have you and hold every moment of my life, and never ever let go.
    I love you ♥
    -Shawn
    
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11. shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    And sometimes I wonder,
    if you ever think of me
    but then I remember, I don't care
    -Shawn
    
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12. shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    other people: omg It's my birthday!!! can i get a few faves?
    1200 faves
    Me: it's my birthday!! can i have 16 faves for my 16th birthday?
    1 fave
    oh my gosh, guys. I feel so loved.
    
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13. shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    If you have ever been called
    "Ugly,"
    Put this as your quote and whoever
    "♥'s"
    it, disagrees.
    
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14. shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    Kiss me, I'm Irish ;)
    OK, no I'm not....but I still want a kiss ;*
    
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15. shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    bored to death. hit me up :)
    -Shawn
    
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16. shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    WHY YOU NO LOOK AT MY PROFILE??
    (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻
    *flips table*
    -Shawn
    
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17. shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    That awkward moment when T-Pain and Chris Brown don't have the best love song ever.
    That awkward moment when the New Boys are in the front seat.
    That awkward moment when Jessis J remembers the price tag.
    That awkward moment when Katy Perry isn't in California.
    That awkward moment when Justin Beiber says never.
    That awkward moment when Bruno Mars drops the grenade.
    That awkward moment when Taylor Swift's gutiar is tear free.
    -Shawn
    
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18. shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    SO BORED
    -Shawn
    
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19. shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    hey babe, whatcha doin?
    haha nothin, what about you?
    texting the prettiest girl in the world ;)
    awww you're so sweeet baby <3
    yeahh but she's not responding to I texted you instead
    yay -________-
    real convo btwn me and my girlfriend, LoveMyBabyBoy ♥♥
    
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20. shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    I love kissing you
    at all times
    
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