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Lorcan
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February 11, 2012 9:59am UTC

I'll never attempt suicide or self-harm again.. on one condition.
That nobody on Witty will attempt suicide or self-harm either.
I know it's hard as hell, but you can try.
please. I care too much about you people.

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Eefka
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February 5, 2012 1:42pm UTC

When peolple from my school looks at me
Normal people: Hey!
Me: What 's wrong with me?!

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kiki1225
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 1:48pm UTC

Popular peoples
circle of friends
My circle of friends

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brianamae
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 1:49pm UTC

things im not good at: 1:being attractive2:speaking to attractive people3:speaking my mind 4: math

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xEmmax
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February 5, 2012 1:45pm UTC

click to see this quote

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mollymayy
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 1:39pm UTC

and if you know,
how do you get up from an
all time low?

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Eefka
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 1:19pm UTC

I want to hug almost all people on witty.
ZiZi123

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Hottie9545
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 12:48pm UTC

Reading The Hunger Games
Probably one of the most amazing books in the world ♥
nmf♥

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brend15
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 12:39pm UTC

Jeans: left leg, right leg, wiggle, jump, done.

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no_where_to_turn
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 12:39pm UTC

I usually don't cut over the weekend.
Why? Because I'm not in school
And school is hell.

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ohhiheyhello
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 12:29pm UTC

When finally,
you finish your homework at 3 AM

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 11:01pm UTC

2013
the year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section,
to the comedy section.
format by jimmy365

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15robertsn
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 5:49pm UTC

omg, the 90's were the best time!!
(says the 12 year old born in December 1999)

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smileforthecamera282
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 1:04pm UTC

My girlfriend thinks I a m a
p e o d o f i l e
But what does she know? Shes only 6
i l a u g h e d s o h a r d.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 6:56pm UTC

When a boy cries, you know
something serious happened or he is an AMAZING faker.

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MoonliteDreamer78
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 1:19pm UTC

The day I stop loving you
i s the day
Timmy Turner turns 11

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Jade672
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 12:29pm UTC

When people put !
at the end of a sentence, I feel like they're shouting at me.

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Disconnected
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 2:44pm UTC

6.9
interrupted by a period

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 3:18pm UTC

If the people I stalk on Facebook
Knew how many times I looked at their wall,
They'd probably delete me from their friends.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 2:44pm UTC

watching my friend's little brothers fight:
5 year old: "you're dumb!"
3 year old:"oh yeah? well you're stupid!"
5year old: "your face is stupid!"
3 year old: "oh yeah? WELL YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A TRUCK!"

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