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savannah*
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August 27, 2013 9:04pm UTC

just know that if you play with my hair i'm going to fall in love with you.

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QuietlyLoud
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August 27, 2013 9:53pm UTC

Kidnap? I prefer the term 'surprise adoption'

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Leslie and Alli *
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August 27, 2013 10:22pm UTC

My ex? Yeah i'd still hit that..............
With a chair. Maybe a car... Actually no, with a bus.

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happiest*
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August 27, 2013 3:18pm UTC

today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class
Tumblr, i just love it

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AddysonlovesOneDirection
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August 9, 2013 10:51am UTC

FOLLOW
ME

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lithium*
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June 23, 2013 7:00pm UTC

me: *adds quote*
me: *makes typo*
me: *deletes quote*
me: *destroys computer*
me: *changes name*
me: *moves to Pakistan*
me: *opens curry shop*

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jimmy365
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June 3, 2013 7:15pm UTC

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weAER sHortS???? In SuMMER?????.„,. nO „„, BaD,. , too Por no gRaphic „ m i g/ht distraCt boys„ , . mus T punISh girls„,. how Dare thEy have lEGs., .????
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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BlackButterflies
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June 4, 2013 4:33am UTC

boys walk around shirtless: oh that's fine, it was a hot day and they didn't want to overheat!
girls wear clothes that acknowledge the fact that we are human beings who have shoulders: nO, ///STOP//// the boys will be dISTRACTED FROM LEARNING, keep your sinful shoulders under cover good lord.

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BravoSierra
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June 3, 2013 7:50pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I hate being called funny.
Then I feel like I need to say something hilarious to uphold the reputation and I just can't take the pressure.

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soccertrack
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June 4, 2013 3:46pm UTC

Katniss: Wake up in the morning feeling like a tribute
Gale: Hey, what up girl?
Katniss: Grab my arrows, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit the woods
Gale: Let's go!
Haymitch: Before we leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Katniss: 'Cause when I leave for the Capitol, I ain't coming back
The Prep Team: I'm talking pedicure on her toes, toes
Cinna: Trying on all my clothes, clothes
Rebels: Snow blowing up our homes, homes
Johanna: Dress dropping, I hate being a tree
Johanna: Showing up some breasts to Katniss
Katniss: This is all making me a little bit tipsy
Plutarch Heavensbee: Don't stop, make it pop
The Victors: We'll blow the arena up
Katniss: Tonight I'mma fight
Peeta: 'Til we see the sun light
Wiress: TICK TOCK, this is clock!
The Victors: But the canons don't stop, no
Snow: oh oh oh, uh oh, oh oh uh oh
nmq

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imradioactive
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May 24, 2013 4:38pm UTC

How a school year goes:
First quarter: *does everything 100% perfectly, dresses super nicely, really listens to the teachers and is very behaved and concentrated on learning*
Second quarter: *does everything pretty well, dresses nicely most of the time, listens to the teachers and is pretty behaved and concentrated on learning*
Third quarter: *starts to not care about work as much anymore, dresses in whatever every day, is more talkative and less concentrated on school*
Fourth quarter: *throws homework into the garbage and dresses like a hobo and talks to everyone in the class like there's no tomorrow*

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