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  1. DrOctopus DrOctopus
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 9:38am UTC
    When we get in the restaurant, your 8, OKAY?!" But mum im 12"What did i just say?! Your 8 today!

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 12:20pm UTC
    me: *uses selfies as halloween decorations*

  3. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 11:20pm UTC
    “I am the most beautiful doormat you have ever walked over.”

  4. luckyjax98 luckyjax98
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 11:33pm UTC
    So here i was at the opening of a new small town store in my little town, and this really hot guy looks up suddenly and grins really big and starts walking towards me. I was like," yay!! a guy noticed me!! they never do that!!" that was right before a really hot , tall,slender blonde walks out from behind me and starts making out with him. I was just thinking," Ummm... awkward potato standing right here,people. No need for THAT much pda!!"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. Music_Freedom Music_Freedom
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    I tried sniffing coke once,
    but the ice cubes got
    stuck in my nose.

  8. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    That moment when someone says that they smell apples then everybody starts sniffing everybody

  9. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    Popular girl: OMG I'M SO HIPSTAH LOLZ
    Me: OMG WHY DON'T YOU JUST HISTAHP LOLZ

  10. skyyaygrr skyyaygrr
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 12:03pm UTC
    me: Ready for school
    *second week*
    me: i hate this hell hole!!

  11. Gia2525 Gia2525
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 1:23pm UTC
    Sometimes I listen to strangers conversations
    and then mentally give my opinion.

  12. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    I can do a handstand but instead of using my hands I use my feet so it's even cooler I guess

  13. moonstone7777 moonstone7777
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    what if you just satrted licking the dentist fingers while he worked in your mouth

  14. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    fun prank: buy a real handgun and paint the nozzle tip bright orange so it looks like a plastic toy gun. Pick a fight with a thug, pull out the gun. He will obviously laugh. Shoot him, he will die.
    (side note: this prank could lead to getting arrested but lets just focus on the good things)

  15. paigexoxo paigexoxo
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    I want to be the reason you smile while texting and walk into a pole.

  16. Esmeralda* Esmeralda*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    7 ways to scare your roommate
    1) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so,
    look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
    2) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one
    pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
    3) Tell your roommate "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint.
    When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say,
    "Oh yeah, I remember!' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
    4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in,
    sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
    5) Make a sanwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sanwich.
    Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say
    "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
    6) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!"
    as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards
    keep looking at your watch and saying, shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
    7) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended,
    throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining,
    "No, I want to see them suffer."

  17. robsssX robsssX
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    *Opens the window at night and in comes*
    29 daddy long legs
    27 moths
    23 spiders
    13 flies
    9 cats
    7 orphans
    4 giraffes
    3 dogs
    2 Jehovah's witnesses
    1 car

  18. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    HARRY LITERALLY BROUGHT A SACK LUNCH TO THE VMAS AND SAT DOWN AND ATE ORANGES DURING THE SHOW CAN U IMAGINE HIM EARLIER THAT DAY “WELL , IT’S A LONG AWARDS SHOW , I MIGHT GET HUNGRY ” SO HE PACKED A LUNCH LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD WHAT THE HELL IS HARRY STYLES

  19. ScottishSnarl ScottishSnarl
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    Just remember
    You is smart
    You is important
    and
    You need a grammar lesson.

  20. Acidtears Acidtears
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 8:26pm UTC
    mom: who are you texting?
    me: my crack dealer

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