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cassiejayy*
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November 2, 2013 7:18pm UTC

so glad i have my best friend & true love back. i wont mess it up this time, babe. i promise! i love you forever & ever. last night was one of the best times of my life:* thank youu.

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BlackButterflies
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September 7, 2013 2:50am UTC

people you might like: BlackButterflies
ah thanks for the suggestion Witty but she seems really annoying i'll probably block her or something

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BlackButterflies
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September 22, 2013 8:12pm UTC

giving people random compliments and hugs is a very good thing because for all you know that could be the only kindness they see they recieve that day

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NezhoniiLovesTheFay
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September 21, 2013 1:11pm UTC

IT'S SO HARD TO FORGET SOMEONE WHO
GAVE YOU SO MUCH TO REMEMBER « « « «

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josephxX
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September 21, 2013 1:15pm UTC

Don't try to change yourself for others
Change yourself for you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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you_have_my_heart14
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August 3, 2013 1:59pm UTC

danger is real. fear is a choice.

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yourcool
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June 18, 2013 5:54pm UTC

things that shouldn't be as difficult as they are:
- dealing with spiders.
- buying bras in the right size.
- purchasing pads or tampons without getting embarrassed.
- devouring the souls of my enemies.
- getting out of bed in the morning.
- ordering food over the phone.
- using public transportation.

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lovecrazy
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June 22, 2013 3:48pm UTC

Here's some future parenting tips:
1. Never and I mean ever tell your child they are fat. It's great to want to help them lose weight, eat healthy, and exercise, but do not make jokes about their weight, or make them feel self-conscious.
2. If you and your husband/wife fight a lot, and it's just not working out, stop trying to make it work. Yes, divorce is hard on kids, but you're ruining their childhood and possibly their lives because they have to listen to you fight constantly.
3. Don't talk at your child, talk to them. They're not stupid, so stop talking to them like they are. They can understand what's going on, you just have to tell them.
4. Trust them. Trust them until they give you a reason not to. By that, I mean a real reason, not some stupid reason like they said they were doing their homework but they were really on the computer.
5. Be someone they can count on. You know how hard it is to be a teenager, and feel like you're alone. Show them that they can talk to you, that you're going to be there for them.
6. No matter what, you love those kids. They are a precious gift that you were blessed with, love them. Protect them, cherish them, and love them.

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ChocoTaco
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June 30, 2013 6:18pm UTC

Whenever I like a singer or a band before they get popular
I always take a little credit for their success because I was an original fan.

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blankwolf*
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC

How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
1. Go to Facebook.com
2. Right click anywhere on the page.
3. Click "View page source"
4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
the second the second most, and so on.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

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oXHuntressXo
posted a quote
October 21, 2010 2:20pm UTC

6.00 p.m...
To Do Tonight:
oScience homework
oMaths problems
oRevise for upcoming test
oStart working on history assignment
3 hours later:
What I’ve done so far:
þChecked facebook about 25 times
þWatched 8 videos on YouTube
þFaved 50 quotes on Witty
þMade a quote about my fruitless evening.
“Oh sh*t.”
[you know what I'm talking about, so hit the ♡]
oXHuntressXo ©

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 11:15am UTC

1990
-
1999
The 90's babies. Click the heart if you are to, then comment your year (:
i'm 1994 ! (: .

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becca95lx4
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October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC

to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're adorable.
to dumbasses, we're fine.
to each other, we're pretty.
to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're beautiful.
but to ourselves,
w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

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Amburr
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October 17, 2010 6:50pm UTC

When I grow up,
I want a son first, then a daughter;
So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.♥

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xBeautifulDngerx
posted a quote
April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC

A Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
-xBeautifulDngerx

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sksx9
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March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

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Little Wolf*
posted a quote
July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC

Only ninjas can read this quote.
Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

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thatsacex3
posted a quote
October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC

When guys get jealous
it's kinda cute (':
When girls get jealous
World war III is about to start.

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f0r3v3rm0r3x3
posted a quote
June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC

We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
"I like your eyes."
One day, I was playing basketball,
waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
Suddenly, I got a phone call.
It was her mom. She was in a panic.
I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
I had no clue what happened,
so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
Then I saw her, Kelsey.
My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
the main source of blood coming from her head.
I went to the hospital that night,
I went every night.
in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
It was all my fault.
If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
she wouldn't be going through this.
It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
"Kelsey?" I called.
She wasn't quite awake yet.
Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
I did, for a few hours.
One of the doctors finally came out saying,
"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
"Yes," I whispered.
He bit his lip.
"She woke up, she's fine,
but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
"I'm afraid so."
I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
"You can go see her if you want,
but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
I walked in, trembling in horror.
I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

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