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When I grow up,
I want a son first, then a daughter;
So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.♥
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When I grow up, I want a son first, then a daughter; So my son

10150 faves · 95 comments · Oct 17, 2010 6:50pm

Amburr

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Amburr


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Oakey Rose* · 5 years ago
I just want my girl to be a tomboy too (unless she doesnt wanna be...thats her choice)
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100 · 5 years ago
I want two kids when I grow up, a boy- and one year later a girl. Like my brother and I <3
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brightvampierqueen · 6 years ago
so would my big sister
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MeBeingNothingButMe · 7 years ago
its true my big bro would beat up anyone he thought hurt me
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wanderer* · 7 years ago
me 2. I want one boy. he will be the oldest. I will name hime jason. then 2 girls 5 years younger than him named paisley and taylor.
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catarina* · 7 years ago
I want two girls c;
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AwkwardlyFiona* · 7 years ago
Wouldn't that be favoritism
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AoifeAngel · 7 years ago
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This isthefinal case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight no send backs!
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OXJennyXO123 · 7 years ago
Me too
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rinnchanMehmehmeh · 7 years ago
that's why i love my brother
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michaelangalo · 8 years ago
i want a boy first so my daugter wont become girly
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DramaForLife · 8 years ago
False. My brother beats me instead. x)
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Water307 · 8 years ago
That's why I love my big brother :-)
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red_dolphin_layout_queen111 · 8 years ago
same♥
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janinee1415 · 8 years ago

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RingoStar · 8 years ago
my boyfriend defend his little sister... SO CUTE!!!! <3
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samnhoneyluver · 8 years ago
justin bieber said that so.... um dont take the credit! but anyhoo i agree

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Kyaraa_ · 8 years ago
my boyfriend said this too :)

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FelicetiLatimer · 8 years ago
thats so cute

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iluvsophie621 · 8 years ago
so true!!!!!!!!!!!
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