Lalalalaurenx3

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Hello Followers :) My name is Lauren. I'm 17 and I'm from Amuuurica ;) I will be a senior in highschool and i am proud! I love One Direction. Ok. that's about it. they are seriously the best thing in the world to ever happen to me. ♥ if you have a twittaaa its: @lauurreenmong - Have an Instagram? Mine is: @Chicken_fillets_ (: OK BYE GUYZ

Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 6:44pm UTC

this is what i'll do if i ever meet One Direction:
Me: Hey Niall... I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?
Niall:
Me: It's hard to look right at you baby, so here's my number, call me maybe?
Niall:
Me:
Niall:
Me: okay. okay. i get it.

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 6:33pm UTC

Me: OMG we're actually going to go seem them next year :DD
My friend: I KNOW. i am so excited!
Our senior friend: how old are you?
Me:
My friend:
Me:
My friend: 17
Me: 17
Our senior friend: you have to be 12 to like them. they're all gay anyways.
Me:
My friend:
Me:
My Friend:
Me: You're lucky I can't run and chase after you.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooooooooou

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 6:24pm UTC

Me: OMG. Monica (my friend) got us tickets to see one direction on their US tour!!!
Mom: Oh thats nice, when.. this summer?
Me: no next summer.
Mom: aren't they going to be washed up by next year? i'll give them the rest of this year..
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: i'll give you till tonight until you're washed up on the shore of the beach after I push you off a boat.
yeah, i got yelled at after i said that lmao

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 7:52pm UTC

some person: so, i went this one direction an- - - -
me:YOU'RE A FAN OF ONE DIRECTION!? DON'T YOU LOVE THEIR ALBUM, OMG DID YOU SEE THEIR TOUR DIARES, OMG. NO KEVI- - - -
that same person:uhm, no i was going to say i was going this one direction that me and my friends got lost? uh...
me: now this is awkward
lolololol guys my life.

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 8:48pm UTC

I hate popular witty girls because us normal girls can never get a top quote. but thats okay. i always like being at the bottom and my quotes never read. FOREVER AT THE BOTTOM OF WITTY.

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 8:42pm UTC

One Direction is playing at Madison Square Garden
December 3 to finish off their tour. I waited ALL day
waited at my computer at 3, refreshed till the tickets
were avaiable. They were, did EVERYTHING it said to
right at 5 (when they went on sale) and they were
SOLD OUT. less than a minute. Sold out. THE ONLY
concert my mom approved of me going, my first ever
concert, and the concert I ACTUALLY wanna go see,
the boys who inspired me to be true to myself, and
whose helped me, I CAN'T SEE. Because there
are MILLIONS maybe THOUSANDS of girls going to
that concert, and all I have... is nothing. So much for
being the dream of meeting Niall, Lou, Liam, Zayn, & Harry.
I am truly so sad. I really wanted to see them that day
because it's a week AFTER my birthday.... But I can't.
and half of you wont read this because I'm not "witty popular"
but i am venting like everyone else, i am truly so sad.
</3 you girls are lucky who ever is going to see that.
and if you bought tickets already and seeing this one,
why you selfish!? :( ugh, lucky girls.
hope you enjoy them as much as i would...
♥Lauren

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 1:39pm UTC

Zayn: If you could change any one thing in the world, what would it be?
Liam: I'd make that peigon disappear.
Zayn: you horrible man!
*kevin falls*
Liam: he's gone!
*1 min later*
Louis: I'd make that peigon.... Reapper!
Zayn: Yeah, i'd wish it would t-....
*kevin flys back up*
Louis: :D
Zayn: :D
oh the boys, i wish they did more videos :(

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 1:16pm UTC

Directioners:
A Directioner is someone who is a dedicated fan for life of a band
called One Direction. A Directioner knows more about the
One Direction boys then they know about themselves.
Been a fan since the X- Factor and not because of WMYB, been there
for them since day 1, stuck through with them through thick and thin, read
little tumblr picture quotes, and listening to their video diaries, and tour
diaries, all their inside jokes, seeing a peigon... KEVIN, they were the
ones who brought us all together...
They brought us together as a family, if weren't for them,
we wouldn't be the One Directioners we are.
Niall Horan - Irish boy ;)
Zayn Malik - Sweet shy boy.♥
Louis Tomlinson - funny outgoing one.
Harry Styles - cheeky curly cheeky ;)
Liam Payne - go getter.
without them, there would be no inspiration.

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 5:43pm UTC

Some Girl
OMG JUSTIN BIEBER IS GOING TO BE ON _____ YAYAYAYAYAYAY.♥
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Every Guy OH MY GOSH YES!!! lol jk no
29 minutes ago · Like
Every Single Girl Omg girl I'm getting so prepared!!!! BELIEBERS.
27 minutes ago ' like
Me
ONE DIRECTION IS GOING TO BE ON ICARLY<333
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Everyone uh who cares again?
29 minutes ago · Like
duck off

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 5:39pm UTC

me: *singing gotta be you*
mom: dear god, whose dying?
me:
mom:
me: IT'S GOOTTTA BEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUU..
mom:
me:
mom:
me: if you let me see one of their concerts i'll stop singing
mom:
mom: no
me: BUT IF YOU WALK AWAY, I KNOW I'LL FADE CAUSE THERES NO BODY ELSE, ITS GOTTA BE YOUUUUUUU...
mom:
me:
mom: OKAY. fine.
HA WIN.

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 6:27pm UTC

------------------------
Harry: Louis is worse than my mum;
he gives me kisses and touches my
curls.
Louis: I bet any fan wants to be
in my place.
------------------------
oh yeah thats a fact.

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 6:13pm UTC

Why can't guys
be like Liam, Harry, Louis, Zayn, Malik, or Niall?
♥ life would be amazing ♥

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 6:09pm UTC

Laying in bed thinking you don't have any homework
then realizing you really do......
♥

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 8:04am UTC

... you know, we'd be perfect if
she wasn't in the picture. ♥

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 6:07pm UTC

Him: I don't get why I can't like you.. You're soo attractive, that's another reason.... You're like, the prettiest, funniest, most interesting person I have ever met.. Maybe it's our past, or it's that I've changed..
Me: Maybe. But I like, think to myself that I can be that person you like..
nmq/nmf
nmq/nmfnmq/nm
f
Him: I guess it's just because things are different...
Me: I guess...But.. I just think that we can be something..
nmq/nmf
nmq/nmf
nmq/nm
f
Him: Yeah, and you said in your letter that you hated how you are... But the thing is, I hate how you say that because I would never change you for the world. But... All my friends are just like "talk to her! She's into you!" and they don't understand, and I don't either. I guess it's just our history. But, Idk maybe in the future... I can't really tell what will happen, Lauren. Maybe we will try for a relationship, but as for right now... I just can't and I reeaaally want to like you, I just... I can't. Last year, I mentally forced myself to get over you because you didn't like me, but.. Maybe that's why... But we can still be bffff's(:
Her: Yeah... Of course.
nmq/nmf
nmq/nmf
nmq/nm
fe and for him to say all this, i'm literally crushed. oh well.

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 5:51pm UTC

♥ ♥ ♥
Whenever I see "One Direction #__"
i scroll a little faster down the page.
♥ ♥ ♥

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 5:51pm UTC

Can you tell that I haven't slept very well since the last time that we spoke?

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 6:08pm UTC

When the guy you like tells you
he doesn't like you, and tells you why he can't. hurts.

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 3:54pm UTC

Will we wittians see this font for a long time?
Yes or no?
Yes
no

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 3:49pm UTC

me: I bet you don't know ANYTHING about me.. ;P
him♥: yes i do!!
me: oh really? tell me something! like.. what's my favorite animal?
him: oh, that's an easy one... a... giffrafetahippopotamous.
me: ooooh... sooo close (; no.
him:YEAH. well what's mine?! hm?!
me: thats easy. a monkey! :P
him: ..... lucky guess...
me: i'm awesome.
i really wish this kid knew
how i felt about him.♥

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