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capsized*
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March 19, 2014 11:51pm UTC

when somebody whos generally nice gets upset over the smallest thing then its probably because theyre fed up of getting walked all over all the time and having their feelings and belongings disregarded by other people so next time someone flips their sh×t because you took a piece of their food without asking or wore a piece of their clothing without permission you should probably apologize instead of saying they have a short temper or theyre too dramatic

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BravoSierra
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March 19, 2014 5:30pm UTC

me: how much is this poster of this séxy chick?
sales clerk: that's a mirror.

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capsized*
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March 21, 2014 5:33pm UTC

"i dont like short hair on girls"
yeah well i dont like short d×cks on guys but here u are

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capsized*
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March 24, 2014 6:08pm UTC

Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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December 31, 2013 3:19pm UTC

if anyone ever tells you that
you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say "not for free"

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Breeze
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December 16, 2013 7:20pm UTC

your colours always change,you never act the same with me
Format by Breeze

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AnaCastro196
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January 5, 2014 6:05pm UTC

Your letting her think she has a chance.
And there is nothing worse in the world,
than thinking you have a chance when you really don't.

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Jordan.*
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January 5, 2014 4:45pm UTC

Hot shower
(noun)
A regular shower,
but with me in it.

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cocopuffs
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January 5, 2014 1:36pm UTC

How do you politely
tell a guy that
you want to push him againist
a wall and make out with him

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1mrsseguin9
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January 5, 2014 2:52pm UTC

Some people will remain in your heartBut not always in your life

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Jordan.*
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January 5, 2014 4:01pm UTC

Do you ever talk to
someone and feel really
happy no matter how sh.t
the conversation is.

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Fay*
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January 5, 2014 10:00am UTC

2014 spoiler: I still won't have a boyfriend

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happiest*
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January 5, 2014 1:34pm UTC

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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Hale_Storm18
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October 15, 2013 10:09am UTC

Making me jealous will only push me away from you. It won't make me want you more. I'm not very competitive, if I see someone who's making you a lot happier than I am, I'll back up because Ill assume you want that person a lot more. Although it'll hurt seeing someone other than me make you happy, I'll leave it to them to keep you entertained. I don't like the feeling of being unwanted or being just second best. I'm a very jealous person and I hate it.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 15, 2013 10:07am UTC

by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean i look 12

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happiest*
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October 15, 2013 2:06pm UTC

true embarrassment lies within your first email address

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happiest*
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October 15, 2013 2:10pm UTC

what do you mean no pets allowed this is my sister

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BlackButterflies
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October 8, 2013 4:29pm UTC

"you're pretty....
pretty good at being beautiful"
this is the story of how i ended up rolling around on my bedroom floor squealing at 2am

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Chris*
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October 8, 2013 3:11pm UTC

Today in class, my male math teacher said "It seems like nowadays most teenage girls really hate themselves. It's really pathetic, actually." Out of the 27 kids in that class, 16 are girls, and no one said anything. We all just kind of sat there. And then some guy said "Well it's really not our position to judge, we never have been nor will we ever be teenage girls."

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