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I_Dont_Know
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August 6, 2012 2:05pm UTC

Me in 7th grade: Unattractive, socially awkward loser.
Me now: Unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
Woohoo for tumblr

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bgsoccer03
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August 5, 2012 8:16pm UTC

I love when an older song I used to really love comes on the radio.

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soccerloverx03x
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August 5, 2012 10:14pm UTC

Fine. Don't respond to my text.
I like food better than I like you anyways.
nfm/fmq

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suprize123
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August 6, 2012 7:02pm UTC

who else loves
Tom daley? ♥

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ThatsJustLifee
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August 5, 2012 10:47pm UTC

Guy in a movie: *Takes off his jacket and puts it over the mud for his girlfriend*
me: Aww, thats so sweet!
me: Proper gentleman.
me: She's lucky to have someone like you.
me: ...
me: NEVER MIND I'LL FIND, SOMEONE LIKE YOUUU.
me: I love adele.
me: Sigh. I wish someone would do that for me one day.
me: Forever alone
me: But who am I kidding
me: This is the 21st century.
me: all people care about is swag...
me: The youth of today's generation ...
me: I'm fine here at home on Witty.
me: But anyway
me: That looked like a good quality jacket he just ruined...
me: money doesn't grow on trees you know.
me: She could have just walked around it.
me: Or atleast jumped over it. It was a tiny puddle of mud, she would've survived.
me: She doesn't even say thankyou. Just walk over it with your fancy new heels..
me: poor jacket
me: She's so conceided.
me: Nevermind, she doesn't deseve you.
me: LEAVE NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
-mq

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AustinH
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August 5, 2012 8:05pm UTC

China has really impressed me in the Olympics. They use the same person for every event.

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letsdanceinStyles
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 5:34pm UTC

When I meet One Direction*
Me: Hey Harry can you kiss my right cheek?
Harry: Sure, love.
Me: Louis, can you kiss my left cheek?
Louis: Ofcourse dear!
Friend: 1....2...
*Le me pulls back
*LE LARRY KISS

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AustinH
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August 5, 2012 10:21pm UTC

"They judge me before they even know me,
that's why I'm better off alone"
-Shrek

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Pluto*
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 4:06pm UTC

*Human Logic*
Person: Ahh, finally ready to sleep.
Person: I think I'll just stick my leg out cause' it's kinda hot.
Person: *Sticks leg out*
Person: But a murderer might get me and kill me...
Person: *Sticks leg back in* There, I'm all tucked in.
...
Murderer: ...
Murderer: Oh crap. I can't kill that dude now. He's all tucked in.
Murderer: Guess I'll just have to check out another house.

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xbluexeyesx
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August 5, 2012 7:13pm UTC

Shut up, your period lasts longer than your relationships.

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Meowcat
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August 5, 2012 5:05pm UTC

Tom Daley
can dive into me anytime.

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Eli22b

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August 5, 2012 2:14pm UTC

Plot Twist: Flo Rida doesn't have a whistle

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Hammy1117
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August 5, 2012 8:17pm UTC

"Do you have any phobias?"
" Growing up.."
- Louis Tomlinson

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momentsinlife
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August 5, 2012 10:47pm UTC

*at resteraunt*
sign: no shirt, no shoes, no service
me: *whispers" heeeey... moooom
mom: what.
me: *still whispering* we dont have to wear pants
mom: shut up. youre embarassing me.

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xbluexeyesx
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August 5, 2012 7:56pm UTC

me on my period: I hate all of you
me not on my period: I hate all of you.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 2:55pm UTC

My friend James is in a coma
Please.. Pray for him.
He is a lovely boy. And he has a great soul.
I hope he'll get better.
Send him some good comments.
JamesWitty is his username.
I love you Jamie Boy.
Please , be okay..

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Amzybabe98
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 3:12pm UTC

Be Strong
I whisper to my wifi connection..

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