Guy in a movie: *Takes off his
jacket and puts it over the mud for his girlfriend*
me: Aww, thats so sweet!
me: Proper gentleman.
me: She's lucky to have someone like you.
me: ...
me: NEVER MIND I'LL FIND, SOMEONE LIKE
YOUUU.
me: I love adele.
me: Sigh. I wish someone
would do that for me one day.
me: Forever alone
me: But who am I kidding
me: This is the 21st century.
me: all people care about is
swag...
me: The youth of today's generation
...
me: I'm fine here at home on
Witty.
me: But anyway
me: That looked like a good quality jacket he
just ruined...
me: money doesn't grow on trees you know.
me: She could have just walked around
it.
me: Or atleast jumped over it. It was a tiny
puddle of mud, she would've survived.
me: She doesn't even say thankyou. Just
walk over it with your fancy new heels..
me: poor jacket
me: She's so conceided.
me: Nevermind, she doesn't deseve you.
me: LEAVE NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
-mq
Guy in a movie: *Takes off his jacket and puts it over the mud
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audreyann · 1 decade ago
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We must share the same brain, cause these are what most of my thoughts sound like too