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Hale_Storm18
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March 16, 2013 6:30pm UTC

Every single person you know has something in their life or past
that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes.

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HometownHero
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March 9, 2013 8:01pm UTC

Sometimes human males have these nice faces and it’s so stressful

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Hale_Storm18
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March 9, 2013 11:45am UTC

College sounds fun, but I'd rather embark
on my Pokemon journey.

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SelinTheBean*
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 9:57pm UTC

When I was little my parents told me
Bad things happen to good people
I never really understood that until
I was at your house
And I heard your dad hit you
Or when
My sister's finace cancelled
The wedding
Because he saw his high school sweatheart
At Starbucks
Or when I heard my old best friend
Got hit by a car and died
Right after she left her volunteer job
At the shelter
But I finally understood
When I came home
And saw a note on the counter
Saying "I'm sorry"
And I saw drops of blood and tears
Heading towards the bathroom

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Lauren🌸*
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March 11, 2013 1:48pm UTC

I think it's extremely cute when..
your guy best friend comes up to you from behind
and he coves your eyes, and says ''guess who?''
and I think it's really cute when a guy says to a girl
''would you do the honour of being my girlfriend''
instead of, ''go out with me''
I think it's really cute if a guy says ''I love you''
Instead of 'ily'
and I think its cute if a guy calls their girl ''baby''
instead of the simple ''babe''
I really really do...

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 3:52pm UTC

Why is there a "D" in fridge, but not in refrigirator?

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sarahmarlowXxx
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March 10, 2013 6:08pm UTC

Someone without depression: I'm so depressed omg.
Someone with depression: It's fine, I'm just a little bit sad.

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greyskies
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 5:13pm UTC

Microwave: Here, have this hot plate.
Microwave: It would be a shame if
Microwave: the food
Microwave: is still
Microwave: frozen.

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lovecrazy
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March 13, 2013 6:36pm UTC

This world will never be
what I expected.

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BlackButterflies
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March 13, 2013 3:40am UTC

omfg "wherefore" doesn't mean "where", it means "why", so that means that Juliet literally stood on her balcony and called out "Romeo, Romeo, WHY ARE YOU ROMEO"

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BlackButterflies
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March 11, 2013 12:36am UTC

they're throwaway phrases, aren't they?
"I just want to sleep forever!"
"I wish I was dead!"
"I wish I'd never been born!"
No one ever brings up what a huge difference there is between them.
Sleeping forever is peaceful. It is restful. It is slipping a bookmark into the chapter you're on, and then turning off the light and rolling over. It is hazy dreams and rustling sheets, it is waking up and knowing you can just curl up and go back to sleep.
Dying is an ending. Sometimes after a long denoument, a beautifully written ending, but sometimes it is just some angel's hands slamming your book shut and filing it away. There is no light, no darkness. There is just nothing.
Never being born is neither an ending nor a beginning. You are not ending, because you have not begun. You are not resting, because you have never known tiredness, or sadness, or pain. You have never been you. An empty book.

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KT_143
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March 12, 2013 7:42pm UTC

What if he's your Romeo,
but you're not his Juliet?
That means you're his Rosaline and you survive the friggin' play.

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bye*
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March 11, 2013 4:51pm UTC

I wonder how creative celebrities twitter passwords have to be like potatojuice05frenchfry1ladybug033nosetoe88

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ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons
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March 11, 2013 8:45pm UTC

Hypophrenia:
A feeling of sadness
seemlingly without
a cause.

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Hale_Storm18
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March 12, 2013 3:49pm UTC

Pot heads argue that marijuana is good for you because it's natural.
But, just because something is natural, doesn't mean it's necessarily good for you. You know what else is natural? Bears.

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xxcandycakesxx
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March 14, 2013 2:41pm UTC

So i'm sitting in Chemistry and the guy behind me was like "Hey Ashley".
So I turned around and he said "wanna tie?"
And I just look at him all confused and he opens his backpack and it is filled with nothing but ties.
So he says "White shirt with grey batman symbol - i got this".
Then he pulls out a long skinny grey tie and long story short I have a new tie.
UPDATE: I've passed 5 different people who yelled out "YOU'VE MET THE KID TOO?!"
There's a tie dealer in my school.
nmq

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 5:05am UTC

is no one going to bring up the fact that in Australia they have a type of icecream called a Golden Gaytime
are we just ignoring that or

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