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sammy*
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March 12, 2013 6:49pm UTC

I still like you, i'm just tired of trying.

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yourcool
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March 10, 2013 4:21am UTC

never mistake my silence for weakness.
no one plans a murder out loud.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 8:22pm UTC

how do
your eyebrows know when to stop growing
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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yourcool
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March 13, 2013 3:03pm UTC

i don't understand why people take me
so seriously. i never even kow what i'm saying half the time.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 6:55pm UTC

Why is there air in chip bags?
The air is actually nitrogen gas.
The nitrogen helps the chips to stay fresh
and not rot inside the bag. It also makes
it so the chips don't get crushed during packaging.
So unless you want to buy rotten and crushed
chips keep complaining about the extra air.

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BlackButterflies
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March 9, 2013 4:06pm UTC

when guys say "i like girls with no makeup on" and then expect to be showered with praise and medals and be treated like gods of feminism.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 6:43pm UTC

I'm in love with cities I've never been to
and people I've never met

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 3:00pm UTC

i hate when i lose things at school.
like my pencils and papers and life ambitions.

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sammy*
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 7:26pm UTC

Although we never said it to eachother,
I think we both knew.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 5:24pm UTC

Have you ever just had one of those days?
Where you can't hide the pain?
You just keep a tight grip on your sleeves,
And bite your lips to not cry,
You stare out the window
and won't look anyone in the eye,
Then you come home,
You throw your stuff in the corner,
Slam your back against the wall,
Tilt your head upwards and wonder why you,
As you begin to sob endlessly.
Have you ever had one of those days?
I Have.
♥Justanotherwittyguy18♥

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MissTomlinson
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March 10, 2013 4:45pm UTC

Me: Sometimes I just want to drag Harry into an empty hotel room, throw him down on a bed, straddle his thighs, rip his shirt off and MAKE HIM EXPLAIN EVERY DANG ONE OF HIS TATTOOS BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE THE SUSPENSE.
Harry: Well... I thought we were going somewhere else there...
follow for a follow

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 3:14pm UTC

i'm so mad that toasters
aren't called tanning breads.

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BlackButterflies
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March 14, 2013 12:33am UTC

i was on tumblr and i just saw a picture of a woman with a poem tattooed onto her
want to know why that's special?
I wrote that poem and posted it on tumblr six months ago.
my poetry impacted her to the point where she wanted to have it permanently on her skin. it will be with her forever; when she gets married, it will be there, when she has children, it will be there. it meant that much to her.
and i am speechless.

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bunnylover43
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March 11, 2013 8:44pm UTC

*new pants*
Mother Nature: Oh those are such Lovely Pants!
Mother Nature:They surely do look expensisve
Mother Nature: It would be a shame
Mother Nature: If something............
Mother Nature: ..........Happened to it

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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klahhkayy
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 11:29am UTC

What if paper cuts are a
trees last revenge?
They are like "you cut us
down we cut you up"

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 11:49pm UTC

so there was this one time in maths when we were studying trigonometry and this girl started singing and this guy asked her why she was singing and she just looks him dead in the eye and says, "oh, just cos i tan" and i just oh my god

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PutYourHeartzUp
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March 10, 2013 10:22pm UTC

Spencer: You are grounded ... for ... till college!
Carly: For till college?!?
Spencer: FOR TILL COLLEGE!

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 12:53pm UTC

at school
slutty girl: ouch my throat really hurts
me: i bet your knees do too
her: what
me: what

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 4:33am UTC

the next time you think you're perfect,
try walking on water.

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