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yourcool
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March 12, 2013 1:14am UTC

nicki minaj reminds me of that Sims
character we've all made at 3 am out of boredom

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sarahmarlowXxx
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March 10, 2013 12:47pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
'Have you ever met someone
who is like the human version of period cramps

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 8:00pm UTC

I wish there was a non a.ssholeish way to say
"Our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of sh//t you do p//sses me off, bye."

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 2:22pm UTC

The scariest thing about teenage girls is that all they have to do
is laugh near you and they instantly make you feel like total sh//t

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lovelyandtheworld13
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 8:29am UTC

if it actually started raining men
i think i would just start crying and really terrified
and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball
and pretend i couldn't hear the sound of slamming bodies
up on my roof
under no circumstanes would i think 'hallelujah'.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 6:13pm UTC

once i saw a guy at WalMart that
looked like Morgan Freeman
and he saw he staring at him and pointed at me and said "I'M NOT
MORGAN FREEMAN"
format jimmy365

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 1:24am UTC

what's the point of blurring out
the middle finger on tv, like ooooh you have fooled me so hard, what's behind all that blur? is it an umbrella? an elephant? a young bill cosby?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 6:36pm UTC

My phone changes "yo" to "to"
and it's jeopardizing my street cred.

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queen*
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March 10, 2013 7:22pm UTC

And then one student said that happiness is what happens when you go to bed on the hottest summer night, a nigh so hot you can't even wear a tee-shirt and you sleep on top of the sheets instead of under them, although try to sleep is probably more accurate. And then some point late,late,late at night, say just a bit before dawn, the heat finally breaks and the night turns cool and when you briefly wake up, you notice that you're almost chilly and, in your groggy, half-counciousness, you reach over and pull the sheet around you and just that flimsy sheet makes it warm enough and you drift back off into a deep sleep. And it's that reaching, that gesture, that reflex we have to pull what's warm-- whether it's something or someone-- toward us, that feeling we get when we do that, that feelings of being safe in the world and ready for sleep, that's happiness.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 3:31pm UTC

you had me at "hello", there was really no need
for you to add "you're under arrest."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 1:05am UTC

how the hell do some girls get boyfriends
so easily, like do you just create them in your basement or what

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 4:45am UTC

am i the only one who tries to
learn lyrics to rap songs so i can surprise people during car rides.

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Hale_Storm18
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March 9, 2013 12:57pm UTC

Personally, I feel that Romeo and Juliet
could have handled the situation better.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 10:38pm UTC

Normal flirting: hey babe, you're so pretty and sweet. may I get your number?
Me flirting: if you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.

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AwesomeUsername
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 9:06pm UTC

My guy friend almost got into a fight at Wal-Mart 'cause this kid thought he was funny in front of his friends:
Kid: Nice V-neck. Looks like my sister's.
My friend: Oh, I'm sorry. Must've put on the wrong shirt after I f/cked her.

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xocheetahcrayonxo
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 3:13pm UTC

R e m o v e t h e l o v e t r i a n g l e, and the Hunger Games is about a televised fight to the death. Remove the love triangle, and Twilight is about a girl who moves to a town where it rains a lot.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 5:26pm UTC

i think it should be
a law that all teenage girls must watch the movie, Mean Girls, at least once.

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xHello
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July 16, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Parent: Wear a jacket over your halloween costume
Child: .....

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