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MissPayne
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September 10, 2013 10:56am UTC

It makes me sick how much
bullying there is in this world

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kelly*
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September 10, 2013 6:01am UTC

me everyday: well that was stupid

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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bye*
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September 9, 2013 4:32pm UTC

thug life more like ugh life

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CookieMonster09*
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September 9, 2013 5:37pm UTC

i'm naming my first born Kraken. So i can release him or her at the playground and scream ''RELEASE THE KRAKEN''

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
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September 9, 2013 2:27pm UTC

*Basically me at school all day*
Me: I hate you all
Me: Stop screaming, you saw your friend yesterday
Me: Holy fck walk faster.
Me: Get smarter, idiot.
Me: Maybe if I hit my head on my desk enough times, I'll die.
Me: I'm so hungry.

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Hale_Storm18
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September 9, 2013 6:56pm UTC

i don't know
his favorite color
or if he likes honey with his tea
or if he even likes tea
i don't know what song he listens to when he's upset
and i don't know what his favorite cereal is
but i do know
his smile is amazing
and his laugh is really loud but it's kind of like music to me
and his clothes are really simple but they look really cute on him
and he wears glasses sometimes and he looks good with or without them
and i really wish
i knew all these things
so i know what song to play for him when he's upset
and if he wants tea i wanna know if i should put honey in it
(if he likes tea)
and what type of cereal he wants when he wants some
but i'll never know
because i'm the shy girl across the room
who hides behind her hair and the sleeves of her hoodies
and glances at him when she thinks he's not looking
and he never is

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happiest*
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September 9, 2013 2:47pm UTC

When politicians say “It is my personal belief that a marriage should be between a man and a woman… ” I honestly don’t care what your personal belief is. It is my personal belief that mullets are hideous fcking haircuts but I can’t impose legislation that tells bogans to cut their hair a certain way, so why should a personal choice of love and commitment be any different?

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jimmy365
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September 6, 2013 4:19pm UTC

i’m using
Internet Explorer i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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sophsunflower12
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September 7, 2013 1:59pm UTC

“Because I wasn’t capable of
dealing with the real world.”
-Ned Vizzini

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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August 29, 2013 9:35pm UTC

Art teacher: For this project
we can use ANY art material
you'd like.
Me: I'd like to use the blood
and bones of my enemies.

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p0kemon
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August 31, 2013 9:59am UTC

Plot Twist:
A person from tumblr steals a quote from witty.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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August 30, 2013 8:32pm UTC

While walking downstairs to lunch with a few new friends, one of the guy seniors
walked by and whispered 'freshman friday, watch out' in the creepiest voice
I've ever heard. So being the idiot I am, I replied 'senior sunday, we have bingo'

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lithium*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 7:12pm UTC

if you ever
ever
try to wake me before i am ready to wake up at a sleepover
i will have no problem in ending your existence

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 10:00pm UTC

*Allergy Medicine commercials*
"Taking this twice a day will reduce your allergies and help you live a happy and carefree life.
Side effects may include: dizziness, headaches, excessive sleeping, puking, cancer, diarrhea, swelling, seizures, amnesia, thoughts of suicide, hallucinations, insanity, and possibly death.
Don't let allergies control you, take action now."
*Couple laughing in the distance*

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happiest*
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August 28, 2013 1:56pm UTC

I’M NOT ASKING FOR “AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!” I’M JUST ASKING FOR “AND THEY LIVED.”

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gab*
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August 28, 2013 8:30pm UTC

funny how anxiety can
cause you to reward yourself for doing or saying the simplest, every day things; which people who don't have it don't think of it as anything but the usual. like seriously raising my hand in class or asking the store associate for help without being told to can just make my day because i feel like i might actually be able to live life with the ability to speak when i need to and i have hope for no longer being socially awkward.

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BravoSierra
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August 28, 2013 3:03pm UTC

me: *accidently ignores my friends for three months*

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