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  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    Guys be like:
    "Let's play 21 questions."
    Girl: "Sure, what's your favorite color?"
    Guy: "Triangle, you a virgin?"

  2. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    And who else is waiting for October
    to see The Walking Dead season 4 or is it just me um

  3. Pitaya* Pitaya*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    I don't really like the 'new Miley' but this is why she still is a good person:
    Paparazzi: Miley, what do you think about Demi Lovato's obesity?
    Miley: Do you really have nothing better to do than act your insecurities out on others?
    Paparazzi: But she did gain weight.
    Miley: And? She looks gorgeous. She just recovered from an eating disorder, leave her alone.
    Paparazzi: What about your weight? You've got comments too.
    Miley: I don't care if you want to call me names. But doing so hurts my fans, and if you hurt my fans, I'll hurt you.
    Miley cares about her fans and has stood up for Demi.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    guys i find attractive
    famous
    taken
    psychologically disturbed
    twice my age
    not real
    dead
    gay
    all of the above

  5. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    who needs a boyfriend when you’ve got 643 photos of your celeb crush saved to your computer

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing

  7. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    You hear a noise.
    It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.

  8. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    do you ever just watch interviews with your favourite celebrity and you kinda sit there staring and say 'oh my god, i love you so much'

  9. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    #CleanforZerrie > #CutforZerrie

  10. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    DOES everyone’s voice…
    talksuperfastwhenthingsarewrittenlikethis?
    Or
    in. their. head. pause. between. words. when. a. period. is. placed. between. them?
    ANd IF a PERrSon tyPEs Like thls,
    THey iMagINe a VOiCe going Up AnD Down?
    AND WHEN THE TEXT IS ALL CAPS, YOU SAY IT A LITTLE LOUDER IN YOUR HEAD.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    If you think a woman in a tan vinyl bra and underwear, grabbing her crotch, and grinding up on a dance partner is raunchy, trashy, and offensive but you don't think her dance partner is raunchy, trashy, and offensive as he sings a song about the "blurred" lines of consent and propagating r.ape culture, then you may want to reevaluate your acceptance of double standards and your belief in stereotypes about how men vs. women "should" and are "allowed" to behave.

  12. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    there is nothing worse than waking up in what you think is the middle of the night but then checking your clock just to see that you only have 2 minutes left until you have to get up

  13. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 4:23pm UTC
    person: what's your type?
    Me: fictional

  14. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    fun prank: buy a real handgun and paint the nozzle tip bright orange so it looks like a plastic toy gun. Pick a fight with a thug, pull out the gun. He will obviously laugh. Shoot him, he will die.
    (side note: this prank could lead to getting arrested but lets just focus on the good things)

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class
    Tumblr, i just love it


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word pen!s but have like 11 kids

  18. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    i think i'm finally fat enough to be a good roll model

  19. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says 'open wide' is frowned upon in this establishment.

  20. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:38am UTC
    'We believe in
    ordinary acts
    of bravery,
    in the courage
    that drives
    one person
    to stand up
    for another'
    -Divergent

:)

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