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Hale_Storm18
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August 16, 2013 8:54pm UTC

I don't feel bad for guys who get friendzoned. I do feel bad for girls who guys are only nice to in hopes of getting something out of it.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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desultori*
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August 12, 2013 10:20pm UTC

"Can I draw you?" He asked, picking up his favorite pencil.
"No."
"Why not, the light is hitting you perfectly right now. You look beautiful."
"You'll have to pay close attention to all my flaws." Rolling his eyes he connected his pencil to the thick paper.
"What flaws?"
"My big nose. My crooked smile. Flaws." He scoffed and shook his head but he drew me nonetheless. I was afraid. He'd always said I was beautiful. Would he still think so?
"I'm done. Come take a look, darling." And so I did, what I saw was someone who looked like me but was not me. She had my frizzy hair and my brown eyes. She did not, however, have my smile or my nose. In fact, she did not have a nose at all.
"What do you think?"
"It's-"
"Weird."
"Yeah, weird."
"This is you without your flaws. As you are now, you are beautiful. More than beautiful. You're marvelous, stupendous, desirable. You are you, and you wouldn't be you without your flaws."

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ChocoTaco
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August 8, 2013 8:04pm UTC

*RED ALERT*
There has been a major influx of fake guys on Witty stealing images from Tumblr.
Don't fall for their "Ugly girls don't exist so gimme a tour ladies (;"
Do not bypass this warning.

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SweetieXoX27
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July 31, 2013 10:08pm UTC

Walk late into my class like 'wuddup, I gotta a slow clock."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SalemSoto
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August 7, 2013 8:24pm UTC

Most girls want a guy who would hold an umbrella over their heads &
and carry them over puddles. I want a guy who would steal my umbrella,
jump in the puddles just to splash me & kiss me before i could yell at him.

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Tori-bird *
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August 6, 2013 10:41am UTC

does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me?

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ChocoTaco
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August 4, 2013 10:08pm UTC

Want to know the creepiest thing that ever happened to me?
Well a while back, during the winter, I was at track practice, and we were in the weight room. So there was this guy who used to really like my sister, and he's in college now, but he was visiting our school on his winter break. So my friend made me go up and say hi to him to creep him out. So I did exactly that. I went up and said, "Hi, I'm Allison and I'm your new best friend." Then he was like "okay." So I left and never thought about it again.
So a few months later I was in the car with my sister, and I was texting some of her friends anonymously to be funny. Then I found the same kid's number and without thinking I wrote, "it's your best friend!!!" And I was expecting him to be like "Who are you??" And I would just keep on being creepy. But I was wrong. He goes, "Oh hey Allison!" How did he remember that? Was he sitting in the backseat of my car? I really don't know, but I was so scared that I cried.

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Sabina*
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August 3, 2013 11:32pm UTC

The Uhhhh fact #101
People who easily blush is a sign of them being a good lover.

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Christopher Robin*
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August 4, 2013 12:02pm UTC

Want me to like you?
Don't be cute.
Be real.

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FlorenceSong
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August 4, 2013 2:33pm UTC

12th Doctor: still not ginger

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dolph*
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August 4, 2013 3:48pm UTC

me: *stares at bottle of sleeping pills*
me: it's been over 6 hours when will they wake up

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elysaxoxo
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July 15, 2011 12:23am UTC

Everyday I'M SHUFFLING<3
Tuesday = shuffle
Wednesday = shuffle
Thursday = harry potter line
Friday = no shufflin, getting down on Friday
Saturday = resume shufflin
Sunday= shufflin with Jesus
nmf

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SweetieXoX27
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August 3, 2013 8:09pm UTC

Every Fairy Tale
needs a good old fashion villain

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Rajsonkar
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August 3, 2013 12:50pm UTC

Who remember this songs ? Everybody knows the bones,
Just had to find a way
Everybody know what I'm talking 'bout,
That's how I'll get an "A"
My body's many parts
And this is where it starts
phalanges I have ten,
And Metatarsals then
I got some tarsals too,
I'll put them in my shoes
The Fibula is next,
According to my text
Then comes the tibia,
That ain't no fibia
And now I'm up to my knee
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Thats the petela to me
We're doin' the bone dance
We study the answers
Again and again till I get it right
We're doing the bone dance Ya dance and you'll learn it
And we won't mess up this test
We'll get it perfect

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capsized*
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August 3, 2013 4:00pm UTC

So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you”
My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.”
SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM LIVING IN A HOUSE WITH LUCIFER.

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capsized*
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August 3, 2013 5:58pm UTC

(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.) Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.) Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Chris*
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August 2, 2013 12:43pm UTC

“It's a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont' give it the power to do its killing.”

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