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  1. ribcaged ribcaged
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:38am UTC
    seriously ice cream is great
    like it's so gosh darn delicious
    and it's really appealing to the eyes
    like i've seen ice cream that looked
    better than me and you know what
    i don't mind
    nope
    (don't fret i'm deleting this soon idk)

  2. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:39am UTC
    Friend: What are you doing?
    Me: Watching YouTube videos.
    Friend: Samisnotonfire?
    Me: Omg, please stab me repeatedly in the face.

  3. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 11:49pm UTC
    That moment when you say
    "Forever alone"
    then your crush says
    "You aren't forever alone"
    It's like "Yay! Friend Zone level up!!!"

  4. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 11:54pm UTC
    *At church*
    Pastor:Open up to John 8:2
    Me:*sitting next to pastors son that I think is really
    cute*
    Pastor:Then go here
    Pastor:Starts reading verse
    Crush:I have no idea
    Me:That makes two of us

  5. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    Me *talking to crush*
    Me:So....
    Him:So......
    Me:Bananas are cool

  6. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:03am UTC
    I noticed that after I started playing Angry Birds
    My pigs started to make the smae noises as the pigs
    From angry birds

  7. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:37am UTC
    Everyday I'm
    Turtling

  8. SomebodyDoSomething SomebodyDoSomething
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 10:50am UTC
    Forget infinity signs,
    ≈ I'll love you until this circle ends. ≈
    NOT MY FORMAT

  9. SomebodyDoSomething SomebodyDoSomething
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    Never mind I'll find,
    SOMEONE LIKE
    YOU.

  10. SomebodyDoSomething SomebodyDoSomething
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    7
    Can we please
    rewind the memories
    that we'll never get
    back?

  11. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 12:27pm UTC
    Music: Oh hey, you like this music? Let's add a crappy rap solo.
    Book: You like this character? Let's kill him.
    Tv: You like this show? Lets cancel it.
    Life: You like life? Let's ruin it.

  12. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 3:04am UTC
    You never realize how
    boring your life is
    until someone asks what
    you like to do for fun

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 4:08am UTC
    we were like
    two parallel lines.
    always so close
    but never, ever touching.

  14. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    The Wittians
    Pre-face
    The alarms were pounding, and my sleepy heart begun shaking. It was time for the elections. One of us would go home. Though I wasn’t elected, it was still a heartbreaking experience. Whoever went home would no longer return. They wouldn’t even have the memories to hold on to. They would no longer be known as the Wittians; they would be known as the outsiders; people, who could not be trusted. That thought deeply frightened every single citizen. None of us wanted to go back to the real world. After all, who would want to leave the land of peace and purple kittens? That’s right no one, but, the elections were essential. It was the word of Steve our Wiseman and the Counselors. There was no arguing with Steve and the Counselors. No one could even use the excuse that they didn’t know. The word of Steve was pretty much tatted on our brains. Everybody knew the rules. There were no exceptions.
    “Students and Citizens please attend to the purple auditorium; it’s time for the elections.” It was Jennifer’s voice. She was one of the counselors of the Comedic Section. I remember back in 2013 when Mrs. Lawrence had been elected. It wasn’t difficult to take her out of the real world. She was just like us; she loved kittens and hated people. In fact, a lot of celebrities were taken out of the real world. Chuck Norris, Will Smith, Adam Sandler, Kate Upton, and Michael Jackson. That’s right; apparently Mr. Jackson had never died. All he did was move to Wittious, the land of the Wittians. He was the dance and music teacher. Steve our Wiseman had offered him a spot on the counselor committee. But, Mr. Jackson had refused saying that he didn’t want to be higher than his students. He was my favorite teacher. I loved his class the best and I wasn’t the only one.
    “Student’s and Citizens disregard the last notice, and stay in your rooms there seems to be a—“ The announcement was cut off. This had never happened before. My roommates Adriana and Erin looked at me in shock.
    “Don’t worry I’m sure it was just a glitch....." I hopped it was just a glitch this had never happened before.
    Guys thank you so much for your support. I got a lot of names on that other list. But, I want everyone to know that unless you provided/provide me with a personal bio I will write your character according to my imagination. So again thank you, and if there is anything you want me to include then please let me know either down here or on my page :)

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 11:33am UTC
    I never know what to wear
    because I look ugly in everything.

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 11:31am UTC
    rabbits jump and they live for 8 years.
    dogs run and they live for 15 years.
    turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years.
    lesson learned.

  17. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    I created a Witty
    Profiles video.
    I need opinions!
    Steve, what do you think?
    Here is the link:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhYwEV7uRYc&feature=youtu.be

  18. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 4:40am UTC
    ♥ Butterflies can't see their wings
    they can't see how truly
    b e a u t i f u l
    t h e y a r e , b u t e v e r y o n e e l s e c a n .
    People are like that as well. ♥

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 7:25am UTC
    R.I.P TALIA
    On July 16 2013 at 11:22 am Talia Joy Castellano passed away.
    Talia wanted to leave a legacy behind and she has done more
    thank that.She has brought all of us together and an awareness
    childhood cancer.Talia was an inspiration to the world.She has
    helped all those people with cancer.You are now another beautiful
    andgel and you will never be forgotten.You are now in a better
    place.Your beautiful body wont be in pain anymore.
    Format by Swagger9851

  20. _KaterinaB_ _KaterinaB_
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:40am UTC
    Me: I can't eat anymore,I'm full!
    Mum; Do you want any desert?
    Me: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

:)

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