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  1. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    I really want to meet Cat's brother on Victorious.

  2. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:53am UTC
    If you ever feel
    stupid
    just remember,
    you
    weren't
    the girl that rejected Liam Payne
    22 times♥

  3. VSBallGirl VSBallGirl
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    I hate when
    you sit on the floor
    for too long and your butt
    goes numb.
    nmf

  4. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    To the girls who are telling me revenge won't do anything.
    IT WILL.
    a 6 months relationship of LIES.
    He told me I was the only one for him and that I was all this crap.
    Then, he goes and RUINS MY LIFE.
    I almost KILLED myself because of everything he said to me.
    I get over him, I get a new relationship.
    HE RUINS ME AGAIN.
    Its a continious thing with him.
    He won't stop till I'm fully broken.
    So, I'm going to break him.
    You guys can go asked this witty user;
    timraandnicole ;
    how bad he hurt me & she'll tell you.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    Every day I randomly have
    a new song stuck in my head.

  6. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Today my friend and I decided to go to Six Flags.
    Last week when we went there, we saw One Direction.
    Anyway, we were in line for Tastu when the girl in front of us in line said
    "I made my parents drive me 5 hours to go on this ride just because One Direction rode it."
    I turned to my friend and said, very loudly, "Hey remember when we saw One Direction here last week?"
    The girl in front of us turned around so fast and started asking us about it.
    My friend pulled out here phone, changed my name in it to Harry Styles, and told the girl that she got Harry's number.
    The girl believed it.
    She's still texting me completely convinced I'm Harry Styles.
    True story.

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    "Live your dream
    & never wake up."
    - Liam Payne ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  8. enchant enchant
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    &Even though it hurts me
    I will never give up on you. ♥

  9. dance_14 dance_14
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Shortest scary story ever: The last man on Earth sat in the corner of an empty room, there was a knock at the door.....

  10. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    I've been sick all day.
    Well, for 3 months almost. I just didn't know.
    Today, it was worse.
    I googled my symptoms & it led me to a website for colon cancer symptoms.
    I had them all.
    I'm so scared rn , I can't breathe.
    You guys, please. pray for me.
    I need it tn.
    This is the cancer my dad had.
    It runs in my family. :(

  11. movelikejagger movelikejagger
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    What If,
    He’s thinks about you every second
    What If,
    He’s scare to ask because you might say no.
    What If..
    He loved you too <3
    Format Credit To - ImOnlyATeen

  12. elprado01 elprado01
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 12:06am UTC
    SAY COW BEFORE EACH WORD:
    1) COWS
    2) ABOUT
    3) TALKING
    4)FOOL
    5) THIS
    6) GOT
    7) I
    8) LONG
    9) HOW
    10) LOOK
    NOW SAY THE WORD COW AFTER EACH WORD:
    1) COWS
    2) ABOUT
    3) TALKING
    4) FOOL
    5) THIS
    6) GOT
    7) I
    8) LONG
    9) HOW
    10)LOOK
    NOW SAY THE WORD COW BEFORE AND AFTER EACH WORD:
    1) COWS
    2) ABOUT
    3) TALKING
    4) FOOL
    5) THIS
    6) GOT
    7) I
    8) LONG
    9) HOW
    10) LOOK
    NOW READ THESE WORDS FROM THE BOTTOM UP:
    1) COWS
    2)ABOUT
    3)TALKING
    4)FOOL
    5)THIS
    6)GOT
    7)I
    8)LONG
    9)HOW
    10)LOOK

  13. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    "I miss the old 1D"
    Well, I'm pretty sure they miss the old
    Directioners. The ones who didn't judge them
    On every little thing they did.

  14. gracegreene gracegreene
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    hea r t s are o f t en broken
    by words left unspoken.

  15. POKEMON POKEMON
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    & if
    KARMA
    doesn't hit her, I WILL.

  16. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    We all have that one friend
    who needs to learn how to whisper.
    nfm/fmq

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    here's some advice for all you youngins;
    don't grow up, it's all a trap.

  18. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    ♥ "I was About To Hug A Fan
    but she said she wanted to hug Louis. She Was About To Hug Louis, but Louis said he wanted to hug me." ~Niall Horan nmf

  19. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    Looking at your best friend
    and laughing because you know what they're thinking.

  20. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    *Talking on facebook with someone annoying.*
    Me: Uh, I got to go. BYE
    Them: Okay Bye.
    *Signs of chat.*
    *Thinks to myself.*
    If I update my status, they'd know I'm lieing. And they follow me on twitter..
    OMGTHERE'SWITTY

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